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Soccer is a weird sport

  1. #1
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Some guy here was saying something about Americunts and this euro thing.

    I'm watching it now. Idk much about it but whenever the games are on tv I always liked watching them. It always made me feel like a refined eurocuck and makes me want to drink Guinness or something. I don't drink Guinness anymore since the company that owned them was doing some NATO virtue signaling. But it's a popular sport around the world. Ig Asians like the NBA but nobody gives a fuck about Americunt sports outside of Americunts generally. They play American baseball on Cuban radio but it's probably because a lot of them are Cubans. But with soccer there was some African I knew who was a fan of "Arsenal" whatever tf that is. I know it's not in Africa.

    Anyway it's still a weird sport. Watching them kick and headbutt and not use their hands. I don't like football much either but I can see the appeal because there is strategy involved so it's kind of like a war which I think is going to be interesting to men. It's why I like chess. I'm a fan of the hooliganism in soccer though.
  2. #2
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    When I was in elementary school we played this game with a soccer ball.

    But it was like a mix of soccer, football, hockey and a race war.

    Every day it was blacks vs whites and we would sometimes kick the ball but would also pick it up, run people over, fight daily and afterwards both sides would always say they won. There was strategy involved because we only ran it, tackled and fought when the teachers weren't paying attention.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    kick the ball at a static position, real complicated stuff
  4. #4
    Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
    I know it gets a lot of flak for being "bread and circus" or whatever hercules said.

    It's a culture thing, it's bred into you from a young age, kicking around a football was all you really did until you started fingerings girls and smoking cheap hash

    And then you appreciate it(the football not the schoolgirls)more as you get older and you get to look back at all the memories and all the funny stories of that era.
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  5. #5
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    OP just likes to drink and eyefuck sweaty young men
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    we played road hockey in my hood

  7. #7
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator I know it gets a lot of flak for being "bread and circus" or whatever hercules said.

    It's a culture thing, it's bred into you from a young age, kicking around a football was all you really did until you started fingerings girls and smoking cheap hash

    And then you appreciate it(the football not the schoolgirls)more as you get older and you get to look back at all the memories and all the funny stories of that era.

    It makes sense. But you can't give American kids a soccer ball and expect them to use it properly like the rest of the world.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 It makes sense. But you can't give American kids a soccer ball and expect them to use it properly like the rest of the world.

    I live in North America and soccer is very common and popular especially among immigrants and eurotrash. I played it a lot growing up, I was the greatest goalkeeper ever, the coaches wanted me on the super team with the asians but I didn't get along with them so I just stayed home and played video games.

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