Nobody wants to be my friend so im committing soupicide

1. 2024-06-22 at 7:45 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Crispy Houston
   Im very upset lately, i slice my wrist and cry. Nobody want to be my friend so i die myself. I want soup and food and sushi and clam chowder
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   • Vox
2. 2024-06-22 at 7:49 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Vox Houston
   Lmfao soupicide
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   • Crispy
3. 2024-06-22 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   OP is a pedophile
4. 2024-06-22 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Enigma African Astronaut
   If you kill yourself and some magic soup sushis man comes by with his bowls of clam chowder and NIGGERi rolls you'll be dead and he will be alone with all of that food and there will be no weird soupsushisaturday picnic
   
   u gotta think about the big picture
   
   I kinda want some soup too
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   • Crispy
5. 2024-06-22 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   drown yourself in a bowl of soup
6. 2024-06-22 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #6
   

   MEGA MOLE Houston
   Hell yeah brother
7. 2024-06-22 at 3:24 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MEGA MOLE Hell yeah brother

   
   
   
   im a 15 year old girl
8. 2024-06-22 at 3:31 PM UTC

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   Crispy Houston
   What a coincidence, i am too! Do you want to have a picnic?