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  1. Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Even Borat did it

    Getting their legs properly positioned in the stirrups must be challenging.
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    My skin actually looks better the day after drinking it's really weird.
  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    And it's usually my bad skin days when people comment on how nice it looks. Idk wtf they're seeing.
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    My dream is coming back to me now. There was a statue of me in an abandoned place, on the staircase there were alter candles and we were surprised some of them were lit, that someone had been there. We were looking for a bar. At an airport, I wanted to avoid someone so I got on an army helicopter instead. They got me to somewhere safe.
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I just remembered thinking in it that people should worship me and the statue appeared.
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I wonder how much is costs to get a statue of yourself commissioned...
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Myers as usual missing the plot

    Alright Jiggaboo. :)
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Wondering if I should go back to my kimchi takeaway addiction. Fermented foods are good for you and I haven't had kimchi since before covid.

    Well I got sushi today, saving it for later tonight. It's 00:31 am at the moment and I'll eat it when I'll be watching a Japanese movie later on.
  9. ner vegas African Astronaut
    there have been 67 cases of mpox in the country, with 45 of these cases reported in Victoria.

    typical.
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    https://www.commissionit.co.uk/product/3d-printed-polyjet-models-from-photos/
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I wonder if they do dick pics. Then could clone it with a safer material.
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Knee-capping Sophie and wondering if it would feel different from other types of mutilation since it's a Northern Irish thing. Would I detach from the activity altogether since it's common here?
  13. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I wonder if they do dick pics. Then could clone it with a safer material.

    who's dick are you going to get commissioned ? lul
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    My dads'. He sent some pics to Sandy a few years back.
  15. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag My dads'. He sent some pics to Sandy a few years back.

    lol.
  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Money controls and other asset controls.
  17. I wonder how Dad would feel knowing his daughter wants to publicly post his shlong.
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    🇦🇴ℳΔ̸ℱᏐΔ̸ ₮Є๋ℝℝ❍ℝᏐ₷₮Δ̸《❍ℱℂ》🇦🇴
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Bruh..the crazy dreams I had last night !
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    I woke and was like Cottdamn!
    I’m so glad that was just a dream
    😭🥰

    All that crazy azz mess !
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