Every day I take a corner hit of a crack rock the size of a golf ball and jack off in front of my open back yard window with a prop accurate Freddy Krueger glove.

1. 2024-06-20 at 10:05 PM UTC

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   RandyCain Houston
   It’s the only way for me to feel anything anymore. The moment this stops doing it for me I’m just gonna lube up the garbage disposal.
2. 2024-06-20 at 10:21 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut (banned)
   OP Is a lonely individual.
3. 2024-06-20 at 10:42 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Dang. Not a corner bit the size of golf ball bud
4. 2024-06-20 at 11:43 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   the legend of the giant crack rock, I have heard of this