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Happy Birthday Kinkou 🎂

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    You're probably dead but maybe you're not.
    You are dead to me but I still wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
    I'm sure you are strung out and busy working a corner probably in Detroit if you are still alive.
    Im sorry you are a dumb cunt.
    An old dumb cunt.
    Happy Birthday bitch.
  2. #2
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Wow bitter Betty.
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    SHOW BOBS
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She isn't dead are you retarded ?

    Yes.
  5. #5
    I second these happy birthday wishes
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    That cunt chose drugs over us to deal with the loss of her dad.

    She was already abusing benzos and occasionally her mom would kick her out and she would just run to dad.
    Which itself was weird because he sexually abused her growing up and that is why her parents split and she lived with her mom.
    I guess benzos truly do release a woman to experience her wildest fantasies.

    Anyways, I do know she would get a script and it would be gone within 4 or 5 days.

    We talked everyday on video and when she was medicated she would constantly be 100% whore and 100% retarded.

    Then when she didnt have pills all she could be described as is bitchy and irritating.

    Constantly she talked about being out of pills and at the time I was like "Go get some then hoe" but her dumb ass didn't know how to live that sort of life.

    No money, no pills.

    She started stealing from her mom to feed her habit after her dad's passing and that was the final straw for her mom.

    At the time her mom had a boyfriend and still might.
    The 3 of them didn't get along so it wasn't hard for her mom to chose the next best thing.

    Out on her own with nothing she set out in her 1991 Ford Fiesta with just an 1/8th of a tank of gas and some yoga pants.

    Xanny barred out Kinkou made ends meet delivering groceries to people's houses. Along the way well to do gentlemen would cum along and give her a chance to get a big tip.
    And a big tip is what she got.
    A lot of big tips.

    All was well and she was staying over at a variety of men's houses that she thought she was playing but the men actually just wanted a naked slut for a night. This helped her avoid sleeping in that tiny little faded blue 1991 Ford fiesta.

    Life in the fast lane caught up with Kinks one evening when after stealing pills from the medicine cabinet of an old man whom she delivered food for and having sucked his cock then letting him cum all over her face, was driving back to the hood to buy more Scooby Snacks when an epic nod let to an epic crash.
    Her car was mangled having hit a parked car.
    Her license plate PTQ 1352 embedded into the parked and now wrecked car.
    Panicked and confused while only knowing she done fucked up, she tried to run but only made it a block or 2 before completely forgetting what she was trying to do.

    Sitting on a steel bunk in a pod full of women inmates she awaited a court hearing.
    Major withdrawal set in.
    Curled into a ball and covered in diarrhea she waited.

    I lost touch with her shortly after.

    I know she got out but i think she skipped bail or some shit and all her stuff was gone or fucked.
    My best guess is she got stuck somewhere (probably in a trap house) and is more than likely hooked on dope.

    That is IF she is still alive.
    Maybe she just literally forgot all about us.

    Even if we could bring her back, would we want to?
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  7. #7
    That's quite the tale and eloquently put. 9/10
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  8. #8
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    OP is a bit pathetic at times.
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