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I wrote a poem about Instigaytor.

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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    In the vast expanse of the internet,
    There resides a poster so clever and kind;
    His name is Instigator, a true nigger,
    Bringing ideas that bewitch the mind.

    A good contributor, he surely is,
    Always sparking conversations anew;
    Copying my exact thoughts without an order,
    A British clone, I find that it's true.

    Weaving words with an elegant grace,
    Instigator charms with his wit and flair;
    A busy man, he has no time to waste,
    No need for toilet paper in his Mom's lair.

    His words inspire, his ideas soar high,
    Like a beacon of light in the dark;
    A wordsmith genius, I can't deny,
    Instigator leaves a lasting mark.

    I admire his creativity and zeal,
    For he brings a fresh perspective with glee;
    Like a mirror image of me, our thoughts congeal,
    Instigator, a friend that sets u and me free.

    So here's to Instigator, the one so fine,
    A good poster, a true gem in the rough;
    In this world of chaos, he's a shining sign,
    A beacon of light, bold and tough.

    With gratitude and admiration, I raise a toast,
    To Instigator, a friend so dear;
    May his brilliance continue to boast,
    And may his ideas always remain queer.
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    RandyCain Houston
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  3. #3
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I'd make you one but ther'es very little tos ay.
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    MOAR POEMS
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    A lady of character and insightful perception,
    once she flexed in my direction
    a former fatty who has now made good
    loves her animals and Bradley's pud

    Spurns the normies in favor of tards
    Goes her own way, creates her own shard
    Isn't afraid to speak her mind
    Quite simply she's one of a kind

    If only she'd post her nipples for us
    Hosted on NIS, we'd all make a fuss
    Pink or brown, red or fleshtone?
    We can only guess upon the pantone

    Soon no doubt she'll again forget
    Her login password, such an airhead
    And then she'll leave us once again
    We'll be left with kafka and candyrain
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    nah I wont forget my password

    slightly red-pink fleshtone
  7. #7
    I guess a textual description will do for now for those of us with an active imagination.

    As I recall you previously mentioning, your browneye is also fleshtone.

    ..what a memory.
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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    it would be strange if they were different colors IMO lol
  9. #9
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    BUMP@~!~!~
  10. #10
    A Pedo gentleman by the name of Wariat
    Got locked in a place that wasn't the Marriott
    No, prison it was for bad deeds he done
    enticing 12yr olds to lick his bum

    Upon release to Poland he was sent
    where he continued to perv instead of repent
    The clubs of Lodz he spent his nights
    Looking for teens and imaginary fights

    Once or twice he managed to score
    back to his pad he'd take the whore
    ply her with drugs until she submitted
    but then he got scared so off he flitted

    into the restroom to jerk himself off
    while the whore lay comatose in his bed
    Maybe one day he'll get his ass licked
    But it's far more likely he'll get his ass kicked.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    a polish femboy
    a gram of amphetamine
    her ass now breathes life
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