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  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut


    Guess what...this one was on the house. I stole this bitch! Haha 😛

    Candace can't post shit like shit like that! Get your watermelon game up hoe 🍉
  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut


    And speaking of watermelon 🍉 free Palestine 🇵🇸
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  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc Just checking coz Cowboy is a very indecisive individual


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    Interesting!
  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Would any of the hoes here like to cheer me up?
  5. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    OP smells like a pair of used work out gloves.
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Would you gais be interested in tarot readings?

    I could do it here but I don't need to try that hard to make my thread better than Candaces. And I would like to go for a gypsy/carnie vibe.

    I think this is mostly for women and homosexuals. That's who I watch doing them but the cards are interesting and seem to tell stories about the human condition. I just like to shuffle them around thinking about a specific element of my life and whatever jumps out usually seems to apply to whatever I'm thinking about.
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Candace said she was afraid of them but I can do hers anyway. I bet it's the death card too.

    She's always posting her goddamn horoscopes though as if it's relevant to any of us.
  8. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I dont even have a death card in either of my tarot decks

    certainly you could interpret the other cards to come out to death or serious injury of some sort though lol
  9. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    do my tarot reading plx
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  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I'm watching a movie called The Good Shepherd. Supposedly about the birth of the CIA and a guy named James Angleton that I have heard about before but idk how much of it is accurate about his life. Which reminds me I need to finish my Dracula book but in the movie he's in the Skull and Bones. I could see a group like that being behind the CIA/permanent state but I would think it would be more inclusive of all of these assholes. I think there is some kind of tradition behind it in their eyes.
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Bohemian Grove sounds closer minus all the Alex Jones horse shit that I think was just meant to obfuscate and discredit the truth. The truth is that it's a club of rich white assholes that fuck the rest of us over but because of Alex Jones if you even mention it people automatically think of some dumb shit about Paul Pelosi sacrificing babies.

    Anyway from what I read about Angleton I think there is a good chance he was actually a double agent working for the KGB.
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks do my tarot reading plx

    I didn't see where you posted this. Sorry about that but I did one for you so do mine now Madame Kinkouswami. Idk if you were saying you need to know me better.
  13. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator

    I used to drive my childhood buddy to 98th East Oakland kill zone for him 2 get his fix.. that's a craxkrock isn't it
  14. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I will post it in ur thread
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