Great news for crisp fans in Europe

1. 2024-06-05 at 9:10 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Crisp fans have been left devastated after the European Union announced it will ban smoky bacon crisps after the adored artificial flavour was linked to potential health risks.
   
   The 27 member states approved the block at the end of April, with the method for adding smoke flavourings to crisps, sauces, soups or snacks to be phased out over the next two years. The move to ban certain types of smoke flavouring added to ham, rashers and smoky bacon crisps was taken after the EU food safety authority concluded toxicity concerns about the flavourings were “either confirmed or can’t be ruled out”.

   
   https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/top-crisp-flavour-set-banned-29292427
2. 2024-06-05 at 9:13 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   *goat laugh*
3. 2024-06-08 at 1:48 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   arent they still trying to make it where you gotta be like 65 or older to smoke or some shit?
4. 2024-06-08 at 1:50 PM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm
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5. 2024-06-08 at 1:50 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Donald Trump when u come to the US you can have all the tasty carcinogens u want I promise, we live free here.
6. 2024-06-08 at 2:01 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Are frazzles included in that?
   
   Also smyths bacon fries?
7. 2024-06-08 at 2:04 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   You can literally get small spice jars of "smoky flavor" here in the land of the free
   
   
   
   DOn't forget who u called to beat Kaiser Wilheim & Hitler
8. 2024-06-08 at 2:04 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   
9. 2024-06-08 at 5:15 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   europeans aren't allowed to drink liquid smoke lmao
   
10. 2024-06-11 at 5:14 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Yeah like crisp/chips are all healthy and shit.
11. 2024-06-11 at 5:20 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    The joke in the OP is that in Ireland crisps are commonly sold in multipacks and the best flavour is cheese and onion, followed by salt and vinegar. No one likes smoky bacon crisps, so those are always the ones left over. Smoky bacon crisps getting banned is therefore good news for crisp lovers.
12. 2024-06-11 at 5:36 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They'll probably just replace the smoky bacon crisps with something even worse, like prawn cocktail
13. 2024-06-11 at 6:06 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Spring onion
14. 2024-06-11 at 7:06 PM UTC

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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Dalit Armpeet
15. 2024-06-11 at 10:04 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Enigma we live free here.

    
    the only one whos free are the corporations who are free to lace your foods and drinks with known and unknown carcinogens and industrial wastes.
16. 2024-06-13 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    People who believe freedom exists
17. 2024-06-17 at 11:33 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson People who believe freedom exists

    
    ^ doesnt even have the freedom to believe freedom exists
    
    
18. 2024-06-18 at 12:19 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina ^ doesnt even have the brainwashing to believe freedom exists
    
    

    
    Fixed.