Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
Folks whats' the funniest thing you ever read on this website?
As the title reads the convicted child molester complaining about children not giving him sex and playing "immature games" with him all the time really tickled me.
He could not figure out why these fucking children (he wants to fuck) were just so CHILDISH!
Why a 14 year old wouldn't want to fuck a man almost 3 times her age, high on speed, with wrinkles who lives off of his mom.
"an international man of mystery and artist" he self describes as
but not a single child wants to fuck him, infact he has a reputation amongst the younger people as the weird speed guy who watches dog porn a dn wants you to eat his ass
"I would've gotten laid if these kids werne't so fucking childish." has to be the funniest thing I ever read on this website
Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
You couldn’t have worded this more awkwardly, but your right…..this forum essentially consists of 6-8 posters with multiple accounts posting the same toxic bullshit day after day, month after month, and year after year.
Any time an actual “new poster” finds this place it’s only a matter of time before they tire of the incessant juvenile bullshit posted by the same profiles, and they disappear. This place is stagnant….has been since I first landed here.
It’s becoming increasingly more obvious to me that when you surround yourself with losers you eventually start acting like a loser and engaging in the same shit these toxic idiots here spend their days doing, attempting to drag everyone down to their level with the same lame insults and used up comebacks…..it’s pathetic….this is what I’ve sunk to here in this cesspool of human waste.
You see I do recognize the posting style…the targets….the retarded responses with the same spelling errors and grammatical mistakes to boot.
The same toxic losers polluting everything around them……this place is a perfect example of the fact that what these 6-8 posters, who post all day every day regardless of the profile they’re posting from post, is simply a reflection of their putrid pathetic lives……lashing out because misery needs company and what better place to seek likeminded miserable losers.
That said I’ll thank you for reminding me of what I’ve kind of known deep down for quite some time since finding this dump.
I’m better than this…and if I continue to allow myself to be dragged into the swamp with you losers karma will bounce that shit right back into my path.
Don’t bother with your overused kindergarten comments to this post because I’m out.
Internet bullies who prey on others do so because they are broken people who are in pain, their behavior is a cry for help, help I honestly hope y’all get the help you need.
👋🏼👋🏼 Later Losers
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my favourite is when cheezburgers came on here and wrote a big post about all the shitty things Bill Krozby did, like beating her and spitting on her, stealing her things and trashing her house, stealing her laptop
and Bill Krozby responds 'I didn't steal your laptop'
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Originally posted by ner vegas
my favourite is when cheezburgers came on here and wrote a big post about all the shitty things Bill Krozby did, like beating her and spitting on her, stealing her things and trashing her house, stealing her laptop
and Bill Krozby responds 'I didn't steal your laptop'
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I quit my job this morning, went in super drunk and fucked off and ent up leaving. Met up with this gutter punk slut at the bus stop and we smoked some bud. She's pretty hott but kinda smelled bad. We walked around the neighborhood and I walked her to where she lives under an underpass with her old man "literally an old man" and the old man was kinda frothy and started calling her a bitch and what not whatever.. I wouldn't want to live with that dude. Basically trolled the guy until he told us to both leave. I stayed up all night and decided to go to mitt romneys plasma center in my hood because I really need money until I start my new job monday. I stuck out like a sore thumb because I was the only person there that wasn't black / a cholo and I was wearing short shorts instead fubu or pink sweat pants that says "PORK" on the rear.
I hate needles despite using them a lot but they use really big needles and its in you for like 40 minutes.. They interviewed me and asked me a bunch of weird questions like if I have sex men and if I've ever accepted money or drugs in exchange for sex and the lady that was interviewing me had to document my tattoos and she asked what one of them was and I said a triangle and she asked me how to spell triangle… and then she asked me about another tattoo and I told her its an ape.. and she asked me how do you spell ape..
kinda gross. But anyways they gave me a physical, I was luckily wearing my calvin klien micro fiber briefs that show off my sweet ass and package because the doctor was fucking hott as fuck and called me sweety. I was really blushing the entire time but she was going over my medical records and mentioned how I have prostitis. (I have an enlarged prostate and it gives me problems for the last few years) and that she will have to do a prostate exam. I faked a false outrage, I was like "ahhhh man, are you really serious?!.." And she was like Mr. Monks its important that you specifically get one at least every 9 months so we will know if its something more insidious. (I have to go to austin urology and have seen several doctors because it is a legit problem) But sure I was faking an outrage but in my head I was like "YES YES YES YES FUCK YES!!"
She went to go get Bacteriostatic lubercating jelly and she came back in and told me to pull down my underwear, at this point I was to lose it really hard. she was fucking hott. I always come across sexy nurses, doctors, and detectives.. why? And I was thinking to myself holy shit this about to happen. And she said I promise I'll be quick sweety and I said under my breath, "my body is ready.." and she said "excuse me?" and I said "do whut?" and then I said "oh nothing"
She throttled me real well.. I'm pretty sure I made a jeeeeert sound somewhere in the entire thing, I was exhausted and even broke a sweat, she told me she thinks I'm fine but its definitely enlarged. It felt so fucking good I completely ignored the faggot med student that was there smiling watching.
Anyways they I gave my plasma which helps save lives, And they confirmed that I don't have hiv, the syph or anything else so they gave me 60 bucks and when I was leaving I got to spin a wheel like on the game shows and I got an extra 10 bucks (lol what kinda crack head shit is this?)
But yeah after that I went to burger tx for a burger and above burger tx is barflys my favorite place to drink and had a few shots and I talked to my favorite drummer, the gont from ringo deathstarr. But yeah I haven't had any attention from a woman in about three weeks but this doctor rocked my world and my booty. I would do it again I had an instant crush on her. It felt so fucking good, the only thing that could of made it better is if I crammed tek up my asshole before going in, but I didn't know I was gonna have a prostate exam…
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