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Enigma's Fortune Telling Thread

  1. #1
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Folks in this thread I will allow members of my community to approach me, the Space Oracle EnigmaE and request their fortune told or answers to specific questions. I will then contact the miasma of ur soul and tell u the answers as they come to me.

    Now understand I am contacting the spiritual world as a magic shaman and using the energies present in your body and soul. So if you say "Hey my name is Scron and I am a Ratface loser, what will my future hold, Magic Man Enigma E?" Do not be offended if the truth hurts!~!~!~ I am only being honest.

    I hope to bring help and assistance to our community and as always if you enjoy my fortune telling you can make a small donation of 20$ or more to $BradleyB93 via cash app.
  2. #2
    RandyCain Houston
    "You're going to suck a dick today!"
    The wizard has spoken 🪄
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    please tell my fortune (no dicks)
  4. #4
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I feel like a woman is going to come into your life. YOu will feel very enamored and like a candle burning at both ends it will be bright and warm but over very quickly, leaving you dark, cold, and alone.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I would like to know what the future holds for me Mr. Fortune Teller
  6. #6
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ner vegas please tell my fortune (no dicks)



    Originally posted by Enigma I feel like a woman is going to come into your life. YOu will feel very enamored and like a candle burning at both ends it will be bright and warm but over very quickly, leaving you dark, cold, and alone.

    Shudda give her the dick Alder


    .
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]



    DavisWARE Program List!
    As of Sept, 1990
    Written by James R. Davis

    This documentation file contains a list of all DavisWARE programs
    available at the time this file was written. The list contains all BBS door
    programs which can be found on most BBS's and also a few that are not
    available in public domain and can only be found here.
    All of my public domain programs are free of charge, unless a registered
    copy is desired. In which case the registration fee is included in the
    program's documentation. All NON-PD programs listed are priced. If you would
    like to order a copy of any of the programs listed, follow the instructions at
    the end of this documentation.

    Public Domain Door Programs
    ---------------------------

    The Tarot's Celtic Cross - TAROTV3.ZIP - Latest Version!
    This is a program that can predict the future using the Tarot's Celtic
    Cross formation of fortune telling. It is very accurate and allows you to ask
    any question. It supports Ansi Color Graphics Animation and regular ASCII.
    It can be used as a BBS door program for almost any BBS software. A must for
    fortune fanatics.

    Mazeit Version 2.0 - MAZEITV2.ZIP
    This is a full featured, fully user interactive, and sysop configurable
    3-D Ansi Animation Adventure Game. The possibilities with this program are
    endless. Allows users to send short messages to one another, kill each other
    in combat, and wonder through a maze to find treasures, traps, or monsters.
    You create the maze and fill it with whatever you wish, or let your user's
    make one to venture in. It does not support ASCII, but can be used as a door
    program for just about any BBS software. An excellent door for those looking
    for a new adventure and a little excitement!

    Match Maker Version 2.0 - MATCHV2.ZIP
    This is a Match Maker program to beat all others! It allows you to make
    your own questionnaire, and your users to send messages to each other under an
    alias of their choosing. Fully menu driven, with very accurate and AI
    compatibility analysis! It supports Ansi Color graphics, and ASCII. Makes a
    great door for almost any BBS software. You never know who you are going to
    meet with this one!

    The Gypsy's Crystal Ball - GYPSY.ZIP
    Here is a fortune teller with class. Using the star charts and her
    crystal ball she can look into the future and answer your question. A very
    accurate program for astrology fans. Supports Ansi Color Graphics Animation
    and ASCII Graphics. Supports most BBS software. A great little program for
    your users to consult!

    The Oraculum - ORACULUM.ZIP
    This program uses Napoleon's Book of Fate to determine the future. Very
    accurate in answering a user's questions. Supports Ansi Color and ASCII for
    most BBS software. A neat little program to keep your users coming back.

    Madam Fifi's Whorehouse II - The Next Day! - FIFI2.ZIP
    This is an adult oriented text adventure game like no other. Very
    explicit and can get downright raunchy! This program is a stand alone program
    for those over 18 years of age. It is not intended for minors. With both a
    male and female mode, it will appeal to any gender! An excellent game to
    heat up your life!

    Madam Fifi's Whorehouse II Version 2.0b - FIFI2BBS.ZIP
    This program is the same as above except this one is made to be a BBS
    door program. Allows users to save or load a game during the middle of
    playing. A great door program for almost any BBS software. Supports Ansi
    Color and ASCII text. A great way to keep your users coming back for more!

    Draw Joker Poker - DJPOKER.ZIP
    The first poker program of it's kind. Utilizes the jokers in a card deck
    to play draw poker. It's the user against the computer with tons of ANSI
    graphics to blow away anyone who love ANSI. Supports ASCII as well as ANSI
    Color Graphics Animation. Compatible with any BBS program. A must for the
    gambler in us all!

    Your Daily Horoscope Version 2.1 - DHSCOPE2.ZIP
    Uses astrology and the positions of the planets to plot out your daily
    horoscope. Allows you to save the horoscope for every sign into an ASCII
    text file to display as you wish. Will know the sign of a user every time
    he or she enters this door upon initial run. Lots of features for registered
    owners. This is my most accurate program as of yet. Creates both ASCII and
    ANSI text files. Supports ASCII and ANSI Color Graphics. Compatible with
    any BBS program. A must for any astrology fanatic! (Note: v2.1 Fixed bug in
    selection menu!)


    PD Non-Door Programs
    --------------------

    CARDDECK.ZIP
    A must for any programmer with the intention of making a card game. This
    file contains each card of the standard card deck including Jokers and card
    backs. Each card is contained in one line of Ansi Graphics. An excellent tool
    for programmers.

    GOODLOK2.ZIP
    A fascinating program that displays beautiful patterns on the screen.
    Lots of fun to sit and watch, and something to show friends just what your
    computer can do with graphics. A wonderful talk piece for your collection.

    QBCREF.ZIP
    The ultimate QBasic programming utility. Takes any Basic program and
    written in either GW-Basic or Quick Basic, and will cross reference all
    numeric and string variables, as well as GOTO's, GOSUB's and labels. An
    excellent tools for trying to find out just where that nasty little bug is. I
    should have called this program RAID!

    ANSIEDIT.ZIP
    Here's a program for all you ANSI enthusiasts. Will allow you to edit any
    ansi screen command by command. Even allows you to back-up if you made a
    mistake. If you know ansi, or even if you don't, this is the program for you.
    Allows you to see exactly what those ANSI commands do. An excellent utility to
    edit those ANSI animation screens!

    WINQUOTE.ZIP - NEW!!! - Version 1.10
    Put a window around those quotes in your replies! A great little program
    that will perk up any message! Can be used be just about any Off-line reader
    available! A must use for a unique flare! New version flips shadow
    over to right side of window! (Note: Plans for making selectable types
    of windows in future version!)

    Coming Soon!
    ------------

    The DavisWARE Door Set-Up Program - Coming Soon!
    An excellent utility for sysops in setting up a DavisWARE door program.
    Will support every BBS software available. You will no longer have to type
    out text files, or write batch files by hand. Everything you need and more!

    A Complete Role-Playing Game Door - New Idea
    A door for users to play role playing games. Allowing up to five
    different games to be played at the same time, with up to five different
    Dungeon Masters. Each DM having control over the entire game, with features
    for dice rolls and other helpful information for the DM. A complete message
    base type of system, with added options for each player... including creation
    of a new character (maybe).

    Fifi's Whorehouse III - Coming Soon!
    An X-Rated game like no other. Will allow your users to meet each other
    in Fifi's Whorehouse and carry out their wildest fantasies! If you wanted sex,
    this is the closest thing to getting sex through the boards. A definite MUST
    for any pervert!

    Non-PD DavisWARE Programs!
    --------------------------

    VCR Tape Cataloger - $45
    An excellent program to catalog your VCR tapes. You can print labels,
    movie lists, sort by various methods, find doubles of movies you have, and it
    has over 130 movie categories to choose from! Keep your tapes in order any
    way you wish to wish this excellent database package.

    Character In The Making! - $60
    This is a program that is a must for any AD&D enthusiast! It will create
    a character with more accuracy than rolling one up from scratch! It contains
    all bonuses and penalties, multi-classes, market items (including the newest
    available from TSR games), and every spell that can be used by any magical
    character. Has a feature that may be appealing to any DM, that will allow you
    to create a totally random character, complete with a standard equipment pack,
    in less than 2 minutes! You will wonder how you got along without this
    program, once you've created a character! An absolute must!

    DWARDIAL.ZIP - NEW! - $35
    The ultimate in war games dialing programs! Better than anything else
    available. Allows you to dial up to 100,000 different numbers, using up to 10
    different prefix numbers. Saves busy numbers so that you can call them back
    later, just in case there's a system being used, that might escape your prying
    eyes. Has a small terminal in it to allow you to call up those systems without
    leaving the program. Great for the late night hacker, has built in timer to
    turn it on and shut it off. Completely configurable to your on taste! A must
    for anyone searching for those un-reachable systems... even saves FAX numbers!
    You got to try this one out!

    Ordering Instructions
    ---------------------

    To order any program in this documentation file just fill out the order
    form below. For any program, you must send along 1 blank disk or add $5
    dollars for each program you wish to have. Also include a Floppy Disk
    Mailing Envelope that is self addressed and stamped that holds the floppies you
    send. These floppies will be returned to you with the program you want,
    otherwise, I will have to go out and purchase these items which comes to about
    $5 dollars. Whichever you feel you are comfortable with.

    Order Form
    ----------

    Print this document up on the printer and clip along the dotted lines.
    Please either use a text editor to fill out the form or print clearly in upper
    and lower case.
    ..............................................................................

    DavisWARE Order Form

    First and Last Name _____________________________ Date _______________________

    Address _____________________________ City/ST ___________________ ZIP ________

    BBS Name ___________________________________ BBS Phone No. ___________________

    Voice Phone ______________________ BBS Software ______________________________

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Program Name # Disks $5 Extra Total Amount
    or ZIP file Included If No Disk Money Included
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    Make Checks or Money Orders | Total # | Total $ | Total Amount
    payable to James R. Davis | | |
    |__________|__________|________________________

    Send this form, money, and all disks to:

    James R. Davis
    c/o DavisWARE, Inc.
    207 President St.
    Brooklyn, NY 11231
    ..............................................................................

    This document will be updated periodically, whenever I complete a new program,
    and the new document will be included in with the new program, so keep your
    eyes open for new DavisWARE programs!

    -=> James "The Garf!" Davis! <=-
  8. #8
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I would like to know what the future holds for me Mr. Fortune Teller

    I foresee a very boring few seasons ahead of you, then something interesting will happen relating to an automobile you own and you. Can't see clearly but it will cost you money or time, it'll cost you something. And you're gonna gain a little weight, but you'll lose it and everything is gonna be about the same for awhile. Very uninteresting.
  9. #9
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood


    DavisWARE Program List!
    As of Sept, 1990
    Written by James R. Davis

    This documentation file contains a list of all DavisWARE programs
    available at the time this file was written. The list contains all BBS door
    programs which can be found on most BBS's and also a few that are not
    available in public domain and can only be found here.
    All of my public domain programs are free of charge, unless a registered
    copy is desired. In which case the registration fee is included in the
    program's documentation. All NON-PD programs listed are priced. If you would
    like to order a copy of any of the programs listed, follow the instructions at
    the end of this documentation.

    Public Domain Door Programs
    ---------------------------

    The Tarot's Celtic Cross - TAROTV3.ZIP - Latest Version!
    This is a program that can predict the future using the Tarot's Celtic
    Cross formation of fortune telling. It is very accurate and allows you to ask
    any question. It supports Ansi Color Graphics Animation and regular ASCII.
    It can be used as a BBS door program for almost any BBS software. A must for
    fortune fanatics.

    Mazeit Version 2.0 - MAZEITV2.ZIP
    This is a full featured, fully user interactive, and sysop configurable
    3-D Ansi Animation Adventure Game. The possibilities with this program are
    endless. Allows users to send short messages to one another, kill each other
    in combat, and wonder through a maze to find treasures, traps, or monsters.
    You create the maze and fill it with whatever you wish, or let your user's
    make one to venture in. It does not support ASCII, but can be used as a door
    program for just about any BBS software. An excellent door for those looking
    for a new adventure and a little excitement!

    Match Maker Version 2.0 - MATCHV2.ZIP
    This is a Match Maker program to beat all others! It allows you to make
    your own questionnaire, and your users to send messages to each other under an
    alias of their choosing. Fully menu driven, with very accurate and AI
    compatibility analysis! It supports Ansi Color graphics, and ASCII. Makes a
    great door for almost any BBS software. You never know who you are going to
    meet with this one!

    The Gypsy's Crystal Ball - GYPSY.ZIP
    Here is a fortune teller with class. Using the star charts and her
    crystal ball she can look into the future and answer your question. A very
    accurate program for astrology fans. Supports Ansi Color Graphics Animation
    and ASCII Graphics. Supports most BBS software. A great little program for
    your users to consult!

    The Oraculum - ORACULUM.ZIP
    This program uses Napoleon's Book of Fate to determine the future. Very
    accurate in answering a user's questions. Supports Ansi Color and ASCII for
    most BBS software. A neat little program to keep your users coming back.

    Madam Fifi's Whorehouse II - The Next Day! - FIFI2.ZIP
    This is an adult oriented text adventure game like no other. Very
    explicit and can get downright raunchy! This program is a stand alone program
    for those over 18 years of age. It is not intended for minors. With both a
    male and female mode, it will appeal to any gender! An excellent game to
    heat up your life!

    Madam Fifi's Whorehouse II Version 2.0b - FIFI2BBS.ZIP
    This program is the same as above except this one is made to be a BBS
    door program. Allows users to save or load a game during the middle of
    playing. A great door program for almost any BBS software. Supports Ansi
    Color and ASCII text. A great way to keep your users coming back for more!

    Draw Joker Poker - DJPOKER.ZIP
    The first poker program of it's kind. Utilizes the jokers in a card deck
    to play draw poker. It's the user against the computer with tons of ANSI
    graphics to blow away anyone who love ANSI. Supports ASCII as well as ANSI
    Color Graphics Animation. Compatible with any BBS program. A must for the
    gambler in us all!

    Your Daily Horoscope Version 2.1 - DHSCOPE2.ZIP
    Uses astrology and the positions of the planets to plot out your daily
    horoscope. Allows you to save the horoscope for every sign into an ASCII
    text file to display as you wish. Will know the sign of a user every time
    he or she enters this door upon initial run. Lots of features for registered
    owners. This is my most accurate program as of yet. Creates both ASCII and
    ANSI text files. Supports ASCII and ANSI Color Graphics. Compatible with
    any BBS program. A must for any astrology fanatic! (Note: v2.1 Fixed bug in
    selection menu!)


    PD Non-Door Programs
    --------------------

    CARDDECK.ZIP
    A must for any programmer with the intention of making a card game. This
    file contains each card of the standard card deck including Jokers and card
    backs. Each card is contained in one line of Ansi Graphics. An excellent tool
    for programmers.

    GOODLOK2.ZIP
    A fascinating program that displays beautiful patterns on the screen.
    Lots of fun to sit and watch, and something to show friends just what your
    computer can do with graphics. A wonderful talk piece for your collection.

    QBCREF.ZIP
    The ultimate QBasic programming utility. Takes any Basic program and
    written in either GW-Basic or Quick Basic, and will cross reference all
    numeric and string variables, as well as GOTO's, GOSUB's and labels. An
    excellent tools for trying to find out just where that nasty little bug is. I
    should have called this program RAID!

    ANSIEDIT.ZIP
    Here's a program for all you ANSI enthusiasts. Will allow you to edit any
    ansi screen command by command. Even allows you to back-up if you made a
    mistake. If you know ansi, or even if you don't, this is the program for you.
    Allows you to see exactly what those ANSI commands do. An excellent utility to
    edit those ANSI animation screens!

    WINQUOTE.ZIP - NEW!!! - Version 1.10
    Put a window around those quotes in your replies! A great little program
    that will perk up any message! Can be used be just about any Off-line reader
    available! A must use for a unique flare! New version flips shadow
    over to right side of window! (Note: Plans for making selectable types
    of windows in future version!)

    Coming Soon!
    ------------

    The DavisWARE Door Set-Up Program - Coming Soon!
    An excellent utility for sysops in setting up a DavisWARE door program.
    Will support every BBS software available. You will no longer have to type
    out text files, or write batch files by hand. Everything you need and more!

    A Complete Role-Playing Game Door - New Idea
    A door for users to play role playing games. Allowing up to five
    different games to be played at the same time, with up to five different
    Dungeon Masters. Each DM having control over the entire game, with features
    for dice rolls and other helpful information for the DM. A complete message
    base type of system, with added options for each player... including creation
    of a new character (maybe).

    Fifi's Whorehouse III - Coming Soon!
    An X-Rated game like no other. Will allow your users to meet each other
    in Fifi's Whorehouse and carry out their wildest fantasies! If you wanted sex,
    this is the closest thing to getting sex through the boards. A definite MUST
    for any pervert!

    Non-PD DavisWARE Programs!
    --------------------------

    VCR Tape Cataloger - $45
    An excellent program to catalog your VCR tapes. You can print labels,
    movie lists, sort by various methods, find doubles of movies you have, and it
    has over 130 movie categories to choose from! Keep your tapes in order any
    way you wish to wish this excellent database package.

    Character In The Making! - $60
    This is a program that is a must for any AD&D enthusiast! It will create
    a character with more accuracy than rolling one up from scratch! It contains
    all bonuses and penalties, multi-classes, market items (including the newest
    available from TSR games), and every spell that can be used by any magical
    character. Has a feature that may be appealing to any DM, that will allow you
    to create a totally random character, complete with a standard equipment pack,
    in less than 2 minutes! You will wonder how you got along without this
    program, once you've created a character! An absolute must!

    DWARDIAL.ZIP - NEW! - $35
    The ultimate in war games dialing programs! Better than anything else
    available. Allows you to dial up to 100,000 different numbers, using up to 10
    different prefix numbers. Saves busy numbers so that you can call them back
    later, just in case there's a system being used, that might escape your prying
    eyes. Has a small terminal in it to allow you to call up those systems without
    leaving the program. Great for the late night hacker, has built in timer to
    turn it on and shut it off. Completely configurable to your on taste! A must
    for anyone searching for those un-reachable systems... even saves FAX numbers!
    You got to try this one out!

    Ordering Instructions
    ---------------------

    To order any program in this documentation file just fill out the order
    form below. For any program, you must send along 1 blank disk or add $5
    dollars for each program you wish to have. Also include a Floppy Disk
    Mailing Envelope that is self addressed and stamped that holds the floppies you
    send. These floppies will be returned to you with the program you want,
    otherwise, I will have to go out and purchase these items which comes to about
    $5 dollars. Whichever you feel you are comfortable with.

    Order Form
    ----------

    Print this document up on the printer and clip along the dotted lines.
    Please either use a text editor to fill out the form or print clearly in upper
    and lower case.
    ..............................................................................

    DavisWARE Order Form

    First and Last Name _____________________________ Date _______________________

    Address _____________________________ City/ST ___________________ ZIP ________

    BBS Name ___________________________________ BBS Phone No. ___________________

    Voice Phone ______________________ BBS Software ______________________________

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Program Name # Disks $5 Extra Total Amount
    or ZIP file Included If No Disk Money Included
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    | | |
    _______________________________|__________|__________|________________________
    Make Checks or Money Orders | Total # | Total $ | Total Amount
    payable to James R. Davis | | |
    |__________|__________|________________________

    Send this form, money, and all disks to:

    James R. Davis
    c/o DavisWARE, Inc.
    207 President St.
    Brooklyn, NY 11231
    ..............................................................................

    This document will be updated periodically, whenever I complete a new program,
    and the new document will be included in with the new program, so keep your
    eyes open for new DavisWARE programs!

    -=> James "The Garf!" Davis! <=-

    You will be killed by an anti pedophile extremists who lure you by pretending to be a 13 year old polish femboy and get you to meet at a library for a neckrub at which point you are beaten to death with a pole that ends up being shoved into your anus. HTS/Elbow cries because she wants to feel bad about your death but knows you were unfaithful and a child lover and that's why you died.
  10. #10
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma I feel like a woman

    Estrogen to zrobi.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Enigma I feel like a woman is going to come into your life.

    That's more of a misfortune these days
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I want my fortune plx
  13. #13
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I don't need my crystal balls for this one. I foresee a large sausage in your mouth. It will fill you up and you won't be eating dinner when it happens.
  14. #14
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
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