I look down on Hispanics who can't eat spicy foods.

1. 2024-06-13 at 2:47 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Some of them I don't, like my roommate who is old and has ulcers. He says it hurts and he misses spicy food, sometimes I'll see him chew on a pepper and just spit the seeds and shit out while he's chewing it cuz he loves spicy food so much but it hurts going into his belly.
   
   I make this sausage, vegetables, mushrooms, and half a habanero. This fucking Puerto Rican grabs half the skillet as I figured he would, eats like 4 bites and starts bitching how spicy it is. I offer him a tortilla and he says "nah man I can[t do this spicy." and throws it away I was like wow that's kinda pathetic, sad and irksome.
   
   Not me nigga, I ate dat shit up good, I even took my tortilla and cut it into strips so I can kinda pinch up the stir fry (Idk what to call it) and dip it in this Greek cum sauce I kinda like.
   
   IDK I Just don't get it, your'e literally Hispanic and a cracker outspices u at breakfast time? How do you even shake a moracca after that???
2. 2024-06-13 at 2:49 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   also I think it's amazing that these cubans/carribean guys eat like sandwiches, and pancakes, and hamburgers and chicken nuggets and shit and I eat traditional Hispanic food about 2/3 of the time and use an a flood of spicy shit and eat it like it's not shit as I sip on my fourth caladda of the day then I shout at people in broken Spanish when I am frustrated with them and they suddenly pretend they don't speak english
   
   yo dose madrefucka