Ms. Alabama crowned yesterday.

1. 2024-06-10 at 2:10 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Folks I would not describe her as so many have.
   
   
   check duplicate online
   
   She was selected not only because of her massive beauty but because of her courage and bravery.
   
   Alyssa Fatman celebrated by giving a speech and inviting other contestants to an all you can eat buffet.
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   • jerryb
2. 2024-06-10 at 2:23 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   This is a social media stunt and exactly what they wanted to happen on purpose it's an underground pagent that technically could let a butt fuck ugly girl win if she got enough social media clout, Keffals or any social media tranny could win if they really wanted to. It's designed to be controversial. Americans are so fucking stupid lmao
   

   NAM is a pageant that encourages young women to live life without limits, and to boldly pursue their dreams. Our mission and philosophy are further explained at our website www.namiss.com.3 days ago

   The things that has been said about me is truly disgusting and I cannot fathom how people think it's ok to say these things. The easy thing would be to give up. I could hide my face. Stop posting on social media. Make no appearances. Stay low key until Nationals. I could even give in and give up my title. But instead I say WATCH ME. Watch me serve my community. Watch me give my all into preparing for nationals. Watch me find the shy girl in the room and learn her name. Watch me continue to pour positivity into social media. Watch me crush every goal I set. Watch me chase this dream. Watch me show every single hater why a plus size woman can and should be a titleholder. Stand back and watch me show everyone who doubts me wrong. You are more than your body and more importantly… you are more than the evil things people say about your body. I gave this dream up for 6 years because of the hurtful things someone said about me. Never, ever again.

3. 2024-06-10 at 2:41 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This is a social media stunt and exactly what they wanted to happen on purpose it's an underground pagent that technically could let a butt fuck ugly girl win if she got enough social media clout, Keffals or any social media tranny could win if they really wanted to. It's designed to be controversial. Americans are so fucking stupid lmao

   
   Thanks Captain Obvious...we thought it was a legit selection...
4. 2024-06-10 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   technically it was 100% legit which is why everyone is so upset
5. 2024-06-10 at 7:47 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood technically it was 100% legit which is why everyone is so upset

   
   Technically it wasn't. It was a "oh lets pick an ugly fat bitch not because she's a legit contender for Miss Alabama but because we all want to look cool and progressive".
   
   "yes lets!" was the resounding response from the judges.
   
   And so fatty got her ribbon
6. 2024-06-10 at 7:49 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   btw, if you compare the photos it looks like she gained another 50lb when she switched from that red dress to the green one..that's a heavy lunch right there.
7. 2024-06-10 at 7:51 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i wonder what her shitpussy looks like. Do fatgirls have a bigger anal diameter to account for all the food they eat? Imagine a cleaned out double wide colon of her and you can stick both your arms up her ass and clap?
   
   I would just melt
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8. 2024-06-10 at 7:56 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Technically it wasn't. It was a "oh lets pick an ugly fat bitch not because she's a legit contender for Miss Alabama but because we all want to look cool and progressive".

   
   Maybe if this was something that just formed overnight in the post #MeToo #woke culture but they have been around since 2012 so nobody can really say shit to them. They are just as much of a 'real' paegeant as any other Donald Trump style miss universe paegeant. This is the stuff the Dance Moms and Netflix cuties make their bread and butter doing to groom their children to be super pageanteers
   
   https://www.namiss.com/
   
9. 2024-06-10 at 7:58 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   This is literally their fucking golden prime time opportunity of exactly why they exist in the first place since 2012 and everyone that has a problem with it and making it a "controversy" when it's not is buying into this slick marketing campaign.
   
   This was the intended outcome a decade before body positivity became a mainstream ideology. Whoever is pulling the strings behind the scenes of this is a marketing genius
10. 2024-06-10 at 7:59 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i wonder what her shitpussy looks like. Do fatgirls have a bigger anal diameter to account for all the food they eat? Imagine a cleaned out double wide colon of her and you can stick both your arms up her ass and clap?
    
    I would just melt

    
    You've seen that Sarlacc in Star Wars Return of the Jedi that Boba Fett died in? that.
    
    
11. 2024-06-10 at 8:07 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the butt meat loses elasticity after eating cake every week for years
12. 2024-06-11 at 1:33 AM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Ha Ha, the US is going down and they going to take all you with them. I'll be dead soon so I'll just enjoy the show, good luck niggas. lol
13. 2024-06-11 at 3:50 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by jerryb Ha Ha, the US is going down and they going to take all you with them. I'll be dead soon so I'll just enjoy the show, good luck niggas. lol

    
    i hope they drape your coffin with pride flags
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14. 2024-06-11 at 12:35 PM UTC

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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I think they planned on this because if you think about it that ribbon wouldn't have fit on the standard size Ms. beauty pageant, it required being specially made
15. 2024-06-11 at 4:19 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Enigma She was selected not only because of her massive beauty but because of her courage and bravery.
    
    Alyssa Fatman celebrated by giving a speech and inviting other contestants to an all you can eat buffet.

    
    haha you couldn't make that up
    
    
    
    
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16. 2024-06-11 at 4:33 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I think she looks great
    
    
    
    
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17. 2024-06-11 at 8:14 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i hope they drape your coffin with pride flags

    
    First I'll not have a coffin because I'm getting cremated but most importantly I'll be dead so no fucks given.
18. 2024-06-11 at 10:07 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by jerryb First I'll not have a coffin because I'm getting cremated but most importantly I'll be dead so no fucks given.

    
    they usually put those crematees in a coffin first before sending it to the oven,
    
    they cremate the dead like trashes there in the US ?
19. 2024-06-11 at 10:12 PM UTC

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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    ya they load them onto this metal "bed" with holes in it and then it's incinerated with lit gas and then they scoop all the remains into a ziplock bag and give it to your mom
20. 2024-06-12 at 11:30 AM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc I think she looks great
    
    
    
    
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    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina they usually put those crematees in a coffin first before sending it to the oven,
    
    they cremate the dead like trashes there in the US ?

    
    They put them in a coffin so folks can come by and get a look. You can skip that part. Why waste a perfectly good coffin. If your religious the body is just a vessel for the soul so you don't need it nigga.