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  1. #1
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    You have to pick two female and two male photos. For the male I chose pics of my dad because we're spitting image and for female I used pics of me and my ex gf. So this is how it could look if we had a baby. It's put me off having kids tbh.


  2. #2
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Most of the photos were black and white so the eye colour can't be accurate.
  3. #3
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    If I had a baby with my dad.

  4. #4
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Edit: I kinda feel bad for what I said.
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That feeling when you fuck a girl raw and cum in her pussy and then check her facebook years later and her baby looks EXACTLY like you with the same hair/eye color on dark skin, lol woops.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That feeling when you fuck a girl raw and cum in her pussy and then check her facebook years later and her baby looks EXACTLY like you with the same hair/eye color on dark skin, lol woops.

    Sure kid
  7. #7
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Scron is into femboys
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    just don't sign the birth certificate and yer good
  9. #9
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Can't get pregnant if it has/ had a dick

    But I'll try.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood just don't sign the birth certificate and yer good

    False.
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson False.

    and also don't do this

  12. #12
    Never adopt someone elses kid either, if you do and then split up with the parent you're on the hook for child support...no signed birth certificate necessary...and you end up paying for another man's cum.
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Iron Ree 99% of men aren't manly enough to enter a relationship with a single mother. Fonaplats is the exception

    If you think you are "raising another mans cum" or that every time you kiss your wife you are kissing every penis she ever sucked than you are probably just a closet homosexual with a cum/penis fetish that always watches the "money shot" in porn scenes
  14. #14
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    https://www.reddit.com/r/regretfulparents/
  15. #15
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm thinking about the fact people are more attracted to those who look like themselves, and now social engineers can use their target's photos to create realistic avatars that resemble them.
  16. #16
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    a pretend baby with your dad ? lol
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  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    https://www.reddit.com/r/antinatalism/
    #maliceDidEverythingRight

    Malice
    Naturally Camouflaged
    I was thinking of posting this: http://www.citylab.com/housing/2015/09/im-obsessed-with-san-franciscos-bunk-bed-craigslist-ads/407281/

    And mentioning how pathetic it is that adults are sharing rooms with bunk beds due to SF's economic retardation. You can even find couples sharing rooms with other people. This will seem particularly shocking to people that have never lived in extremely high cost metropolitan areas, people that live n very low cost regions (actually most of the US in terms of land mass).

    Then asking what your long-term plans are for housing, whether you plan to stay in the area, particularly if you get married and especially if you have children. If you understand the dynamics that are driving, realistically there isn't a chance in hell in hell this situation is going to reverse. None, in terms of feasibility it is impossible. If it's a bubble and it pops? Last time the tech bubble popped it didn't change the long term course, land price bubble, at best it's only responsible for a fraction and won't change the long-term outcome.

    Two main things relevant to the state:
    http://econlog.econlib.org/archives/2013/06/californias_pho.html
    http://www.pewtrusts.org/en/research-and-analysis/fact-sheets/2012/06/18/widening-gap-update-california

    US downturn is longer term, could be decades before crisis point. Too long to explain, but there were some key things to learn from the 08 crisis about resilience, states ability to delay for long periods, and the problems with attempting to make predictions. Demographics are also problematic particularly for diverse areas. Cost of living will continue to have a very negative economic effect and could potentially push migration of companies and residents to a critical mass, Texas is already drawing away a large amount of companies and residents and is performing well given its circumstances, which will continue if they don't restrict housing supply.

    Which leads to my main point: Let's assume that housing price increases continue long-term and that purchasing your own home will be an absolutely nightmarish financial scenario. Actually, before that, what are your peak earnings projected to be? Difficult question, you probably don't know what your potential is or whether you'll be able to or want to deal with the pressure and workload, especially if you decide to start your own company. I recall reading something very interesting about an experiment done with low doses of LSD for creativity, where they had professionals use it in a group setting to develop ideas and solve problems from their line of work. Did you ever read this? Reason I bring it up is because I think you're the kind of person that may legitimately receive a very positive impact on the trajectory of your life from psychedelic use, it could change everything. Oh, and you could commute, but traffic could become worse and it could already eat up hours, although self-driving cars would allow you to do other things, even use virtual reality, but it's still kind of gay. Then again by that time maybe telecommuting really could become the standard and people may be spending a surprising amount of time inside virtual reality.

    Okay, detour aside, given how enormously expensive that would realistically be, keep in mind that the effort of what I'm proposing may still have a far far lower lower new cost than this, making it very lucrative, and that this isn't as absurd as it may initially appear and has relevant real world cases that can be used for information. Illegal underground housing. We could become the first literal mole people and squeal with delight at what we've accomplished, like children who have built a secret base. Do a google search for bank robberies committed using tunnels. We could get plans from the city to avoid pipes and other infrastructure, water/moisture, gas/ventilation, structural integrity could all be dealt with. I'm thinking parks may be an ideal place for this because there would likely be less underground infrastructure to get in the way and with SF's political climate they're probably pretty unlikely to be developed, particularly deep enough to effect us. We could probably find a way to tap into the water and power supply as well. Then we'd have a neat secret entrance where we could enter and exit without suspicion, along with a nifty conveyor and tunnel to rapidly take us to the dwelling and carry items.We could start tunneling from within the sewers or underground tunnels: http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/4056-a-rare-look-at-the-tunnels-under-san-francisco

    Or, another idea. What if we found/picked an optimal tunnel or room and sealed it off. Sure, urban explorers, homeless people, whoever may have known about them and visited/wanted to visit may be like, WTF?, but they'd probably just assume the city did it. Realistically, what would they do about it? It doesn't seem likely that the city would be informed or discover this had occurred and that they hadn't done it, then break in. This would be much easier, but likely wouldn't be in a prime location.

    "If it's such a good idea why hasn't anyone else done it?" For all I know they have. But, really, you should have a general idea of the psychological profile of the common man, the lack of imagination/creativity, drive, daringness. Is it really anywhere near as difficult as the decades you'd have to work and save, the effort of going through school and working your way up a career, or building a company? He who dares, wins.
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  18. #18
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It seems crazy that so many people can't have kids because of lack of money. It seems like intentional culling. Government policies are stealing peoples legacies.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I'm thinking about the fact people are more attracted to those who look like themselves

    lol, what a croc of shit...never in my life have I been attracted to a 6'4" 200lb monster.
  20. #20
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Entitled parents are the reasons taxes are seen as mandatory. Maybe I just have a different perspective because my parents used whatever money the government sent them for child tax credit to buy cocaine
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