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Δ The Trianglism Bible 🔺
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2024-06-07 at 3:32 PM UTCThe Trianglism Bible professes to be the ultimate culmination of all human knowledge in the realms of spirituality, theocracy and religion. It contains the entire contents of every holy book ever written, condensed into 20,000 characters using a hyperadvanced technology of chinese characters, runic magic, emojis, extended unicode and Greek. It is only possible to decypher the book using a complex lookup table as the entire thing is encoded in a file structure and has to be translated through a matrix to open "files" in the book essentially making this a paper computer similar to how a paper bitcoin wallet stores information, or a QR code, you will be able to say "You have to have a very high IQ to understand this" before handing someone a bible.
The entire bible, when run through any AI to determine the ultimate questions of the universe will determine that God is definitely Chinese.
It also contains the entire contents of the totse text files archive and the collected writings of Trianglism
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/the_occult/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/subgenius/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/christianity/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/discordians_principia_discordia/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/eastern_religions/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/islam/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/judaism/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/miscellaneous_religious_texts/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/new_age_beliefs/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/other_western_religions/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/pagans_and_wiccans/index.html
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/satanists/index.html -
2024-06-07 at 3:33 PM UTC
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2024-06-07 at 3:40 PM UTCit will also be written in such a way in IPA format that if you read it out loud it will sound like gregorian chants and fax machine dialup noise
our church choir is essentially a bunch of homeless drug addicts and we give them fax machines and tell them to chant and we are convinced after enough LSD that a few church services is enough to download several books worth of information encoded into their brain like white noise
instead of hearing sermons that remind you that God exists you will instead have HPPD and get triggers of holy visions when you hear certain decibel frequencies