If humans lived to 200 years...

1. 2024-06-06 at 6:16 AM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Would you still want to be faithful to one person and married?
2. 2024-06-06 at 7 AM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   You wouldn't even be faithful to yourself by that point
   
   
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3. 2024-06-06 at 8:57 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   um ya that's kinda the point
4. 2024-06-06 at 9:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The desire to move around between partners is associated with lust, the desire to increase breeding success and genetic diversity of offspring by having children with many different people, and social jostling for the best possible breeding partner.
   
   When people get older they settle down hormonally and they seek companionship more than something to throw their leg over.
   
   From an evolutionary psychology point of view, early on people rut, with all the destructive consequences, then later on they become productive providers to provide a stable situation in which to raise kids, thereby maximising reproductive success.
   
   If people live to 200, the last 150 years of life would probably be really boring.
5. 2024-06-06 at 9:24 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I would knock up 500 sluts if the situation arised, for the memes of course. 500 Children would be a powerful asset to anyone. That doesn't change how I feel about a 'ride or die', I don't know how polygamists are able to love many women 'equally' I would feel like the first one I fell in love with would be the "OG wife" and you always gotta give respect to the OG so does that mean all the other sister wives get a slightly smaller bed? I don't get it, and this is why I stopped trying to have multiple girlfriends it's just way too messy.
   
   After experiencing it briefly I wanted to kill myself. But maybe that's just a problem with modern society or my own failings
   
6. 2024-06-06 at 9:57 AM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   If you wouldn't want to be married to someone for over a hundred years why get married at all?
7. 2024-06-06 at 1:28 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   People can't be faithful now.
   
   Marriage is also obsolete now anyway.
8. 2024-06-06 at 1:32 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson People can't be faithful now.
   
   Marriage is also obsolete now anyway.

   
   just because you failed at designing and constructing a bridge that lasts doesnt mean bridges are obsolete technology.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Dirtbag
9. 2024-06-06 at 1:38 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina just because you failed at designing and constructing a bridge that lasts doesnt mean bridges are obsolete technology.

   
   Well it's not just me is it...check the (western world) stats dumbo...or feel free to list the advantages of marriage (specifically for a man).
10. 2024-06-06 at 1:39 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well it's not just me is it…check the (western world) stats dumbo…or feel free to list the advantages of marriage.

    
    It's good that our only 200 year old member decided to post in this thread.
11. 2024-06-06 at 1:42 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's good that our only 200 year old member decided to post in this thread.

    
    The 50lb thing stung didn't it?
12. 2024-06-06 at 1:45 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The 50lb thing stung didn't it?

    
    A little.
13. 2024-06-06 at 1:47 PM UTC

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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I don't trust anyone not to cheat on me and don't know why or if it's really a bad thing. Ideally I wouldn't want my partner to cheat but if they do I don't want it to end our marriage, I'd rather they be okay with me also cheating. Though I feel like it would result in less intimacy between us, it could be better than divorce, it would be more like a partnership than a loving marriage. Why am I thinking so much about this.
14. 2024-06-06 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #14
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Mik was an apathetic psycho and we got along fine so ik I could be fine with a no feelings relationship but it isn't ideal.
15. 2024-06-06 at 2:05 PM UTC

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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Yeah I really want to get a long term partner. But after a short while they realize I'm not shit and leave me :(
16. 2024-06-06 at 2:07 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well it's not just me is it…check the (western world) stats dumbo…or feel free to list the advantages of marriage (specifically for a man).

    
    i also saw the statistic that testicular injuries in womens sport is on the rise in the west.
    
    does this mean that there are more incidences of violence against women in womens sports in the west.
17. 2024-06-06 at 4:19 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I don't trust anyone not to cheat on me and don't know why or if it's really a bad thing. Ideally I wouldn't want my partner to cheat but if they do I don't want it to end our marriage, I'd rather they be okay with me also cheating. Though I feel like it would result in less intimacy between us, it could be better than divorce, it would be more like a partnership than a loving marriage. Why am I thinking so much about this.

    
    No trust means your relationships will never last very long. Take it from somebody with experience, people pick up on it when you don't trust them, and then they start questioning it. They think you're either cheating, lying or not being straight with them about something. Soon as that seed starts to grow in their head its a death sentence on the relationship.
    
    
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18. 2024-06-06 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson People can't be faithful now.
    
    Marriage is also obsolete now anyway.

    
    What the fuck, this guy is back?
19. 2024-06-06 at 4:31 PM UTC

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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    idk what married would have to do with it but definitely would rather stick with one person who knows who I have always been and remembers fun stuff we did than try to remember it with several different people
20. 2024-06-06 at 10:58 PM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Living until 200 sounds like pure hell. I'm not suicidal by any means but at 43 years old I can say I've had my fun, I'm lucky to still be alive and if it was my time I'd accept it. If I didn't have a kid and a dog I wouldn't want to keep going at all. I guess it's depression, it's hard to keep fighting it sometimes.