Important Ethical Checkup (mandatory for all members)

1. 2024-06-04 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
2. 2024-06-04 at 12:50 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Deserves got nuttin' to do wit it.
3. 2024-06-04 at 12:52 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I think it's easier if we just remain where we are instead of moving around in a cramped bus potentially tripping someone which would be a safety hazard. Feel free to brace yourself against me though *puts earbuds back in even though there's no music playing*
4. 2024-06-04 at 12:54 PM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   They can all sit on my lap
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ner vegas
5. 2024-06-04 at 1:06 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   No one "deserves" anything...everything has to be earned.
6. 2024-06-04 at 1:07 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I only get up for stroller zombies with a baby walker because that is an actual hazard in the middle of the bus to be rolling around and really only fits in the one spot at the front.
   
   Anyone else thinking they deserve a special spot is entitled
7. 2024-06-04 at 1:28 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein They can all sit on my lap

   
   You would let me?
8. 2024-06-04 at 1:35 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   If you offer a woman your seat it's basically rape.
9. 2024-06-04 at 1:36 PM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut
   I offer it to the old lady. The new mother is a strong and powerful young woman who doesn't need my charity and the guy with the busted up leg is a man (he can suck it up).
   
   We live in a matriarchy, so matriarchs get the goodies.
10. 2024-06-04 at 1:38 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Anyone riding public transport probably deserves to die, they've already earned that right.
11. 2024-06-04 at 1:39 PM UTC

    #11
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by CandyRein They can all sit on my lap

    
    at. the. end. of. the. bus.
    
    ma'am,
12. 2024-06-04 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #12
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    the audacity of someone who purchases used tires.
13. 2024-06-04 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #13
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Elbow I offer it to the old lady. The new mother is a strong and powerful young woman who doesn't need my charity and the guy with the busted up leg is a man (he can suck it up).
    
    We live in a matriarchy, so matriarchs get the goodies.

    
    That old self-entitled dog fucker wouldn't get shit from me. I'm not in her will.
14. 2024-06-04 at 1:44 PM UTC

    #14
    

    CandyRein Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina Hey candy pay attention to me

    
    Nah
15. 2024-06-04 at 1:45 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina the audacity of someone who purchases used tires.

    
    I had a blowout on the beltway last week, 5 mins later one of the Harris county toll road service trucks pulled up behind me as I was mentally preparing myself to go out and change the wheel with 80mph traffic passing me by.
    
    he said "Do you have a spare"
    I said "yes"
    He said "I'll change it for you free of charge if you like"
    I said "ok"...
    
    He was about 15yrs older than me but I happily leaned against the concrete divider while he toiled in the hot Texas sun. I was on my way in about 15 mins.
    
    Purchased a replacement used tire next day.
16. 2024-06-04 at 1:55 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I got an unexpected erection reading this thread.
    
    Thanks.
17. 2024-06-04 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
18. 2024-06-04 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #18
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had a blowout on the beltway last week, 5 mins later one of the Harris county toll road service trucks pulled up behind me as I was mentally preparing myself to go out and change the wheel with 80mph traffic passing me by.
    
    he said "Do you have a spare"
    I said "yes"
    He said "I'll change it for you free of charge if you like"
    I said "ok"…
    
    He was about 15yrs older than me but I happily leaned against the concrete divider while he toiled in the hot Texas sun. I was on my way in about 15 mins.
    
    Purchased a replacement used tire next day.

    
    im sure he also had a blowout after replacing your blown tire.
19. 2024-06-04 at 1:58 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina im sure he also had a blowout after replacing your blown tire.

    
    He handed me a little card for feedback and asked me if I'd be kind enough to either mail it in or email it in. I said of course.
    
    Of course I didn't.