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  1. #41
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You should have pulled on her beard and asked, "Hey, is this real?"

    hell no! I seen some shit in my day but I wanted to leave when i saw how inbread every thing was at that farm
  2. #42
    Originally posted by POLECAT hell no! I seen some shit in my day but I wanted to leave when i saw how inbread every thing was at that farm

    You're lucky you didn't end up in the stew pot, or tied up in the barn.
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  3. #43
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bradley I don't know if you know this, DTE, but I don't watch pornography anymore, I haven't in a couple years as a direct result of my friendship with Wariat or Warcry.

    Gets boring after a while huh?


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  4. #44
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Richard
  5. #45
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I hope they get together. Akira seems to hate male cats, she chased another one out of the garden today.

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  6. #46
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I gave up watching porn pretty much anyways, now I watch not porn, just a chick no dick dancing and lookin sexy.
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    Chicks with dicks.
  8. #48
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    That got you excited didn't it Speckles?


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  9. #49
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I gave up watching porn pretty much anyways, now I watch not porn, just a chick no dick dancing and lookin sexy.

    It just never compared to the real thing for me


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  10. #50
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk why Akira and Uasal both hate that other cat. Akira is growling at it from the window. I don't see a collar on it either.

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  11. #51
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Because cats are territorial

    Like the British


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  12. #52
    Originally posted by Narc That got you excited didn't it Speckles?


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    That didn't excite me, kid.
  13. #53
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I bet it did doe
  14. #54
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    He wouldn't replied if it dint


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  15. #55
    Originally posted by Narc Because cats are territorial

    Like the British


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    Cats can adjust to living in a crowded, unsustainable hellhole with creatures from all over the world so long as someone feeds them.

    Like the British.

  16. #56
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    "**Yes**, cats indeed have a social structure, and it's fascinating! Let's explore:

    1. **Feral Cat Colonies**:
    - In feral cat colonies (those living with no human interaction), a **matriarchal hierarchy** often exists. The core social unit consists of related females and their kittens.
    - The **matriarch**, typically the oldest and most dominant female, plays a central role in decision-making and resource allocation within the group⁴.

    2. **Domestic Cats**:
    - Domestic cats are unique members of the Felidae family. Unlike most wild cat species (which are solitary predators), domestic cats can adapt to living in groups.
    - When density of cats and food sources allow, they form social structures. These structures often follow a **matrilineal pattern** (blood related through the mother's line).
    - Female cats are usually at the top of the hierarchy. They band together, play midwives to one another, raise kittens together, and even nurse each other's kittens.
    - An unspayed female cat has control over her mates during mating season, choosing who she wants to mate with¹².

    3. **Household Hierarchy**:
    - Even in our households, the same hierarchical setup is present, and **female cats** often take charge.
    - The catnip mouse, a coveted toy, is usually passed on to another female, regardless of whether they are related or not³.

    So, next time you observe your cats, remember that there's often a **queen** overseeing the feline affairs! 👑🐾"
  17. #57
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Cats can adjust to living in a crowded, unsustainable hellhole with creatures from all over the world so long as someone feeds them.

    Like the British.

    Yeah but they'll still be territorial, just mutually like a pride of lions. They'll still fend off any trespassing cats that don't belong.

    Like the British




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  18. #58
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag "**Yes**, cats indeed have a social structure, and it's fascinating! Let's explore:

    1. **Feral Cat Colonies**:
    - In feral cat colonies (those living with no human interaction), a **matriarchal hierarchy** often exists. The core social unit consists of related females and their kittens.
    - The **matriarch**, typically the oldest and most dominant female, plays a central role in decision-making and resource allocation within the group⁴.

    2. **Domestic Cats**:
    - Domestic cats are unique members of the Felidae family. Unlike most wild cat species (which are solitary predators), domestic cats can adapt to living in groups.
    - When density of cats and food sources allow, they form social structures. These structures often follow a **matrilineal pattern** (blood related through the mother's line).
    - Female cats are usually at the top of the hierarchy. They band together, play midwives to one another, raise kittens together, and even nurse each other's kittens.
    - An unspayed female cat has control over her mates during mating season, choosing who she wants to mate with¹².

    3. **Household Hierarchy**:
    - Even in our households, the same hierarchical setup is present, and **female cats** often take charge.
    - The catnip mouse, a coveted toy, is usually passed on to another female, regardless of whether they are related or not³.

    So, next time you observe your cats, remember that there's often a **queen** overseeing the feline affairs! 👑🐾"

    is this why the cats bring me all their toys ?

    did you type all this out lol
  19. #59
    Originally posted by Kinks is this why the cats bring me all their toys ?

    did you type all this out lol

    Cats bring you stuff when they consider you a bad hunter.
  20. #60
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
    He had whiskers on his chinnegan...
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