2024-06-03 at 8:32 AM UTC
Gloomclaw is a goblin name I just found, it's at the top of my list rn
2024-06-03 at 8:33 AM UTC
I like droog as well, it means friend in nadsat slang
2024-06-03 at 8:42 AM UTC
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2024-06-03 at 8:49 AM UTC
I think Uasal is the one.
Adjective
noble, high-born, aristocratic; gentle, gentlemanly, gallant, genteel, lofty
noble, precious, fine
(of place) sacred to the dead; hallowed; enchanted, inhabited by fairies
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2024-06-03 at 1:05 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
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cats are hard to get in vt unless you pay for them so I been lookin for a cat for over a year and the other day I was checking out a lift next to a barn that looked like i could afford it so I pulled into the driveway to see about it but no one was home except about 30 cats,, so I stopped by 3 or 4 times before catching the peopel home, 2 people standing out on the other side of a car that hadnt been there so as I pull in and get out I see a woman holding a new born, no a bearded man holding a new born and an old woman standing there so I ask a question and the woman holding a new born, no the bearded man holding the new born if the lift was for sale,, I got nothing but a stare back from the woman holding the new born, no the man holding the new born, so I turn to the old woman and ask her
she says its not for sale and I ask if they would rent it out as I'm a painter and need a lift every now and again she says no, so I ask about the cats and if she has kittens she would part with and she says maybe and starts talking to the woman holding the newborn, no it was a bearded man holding the new born but anyways they talk about the different cats /kittens that will be old enough to part with and as they are talking I realize it is a woman and she does have a FULL BEARD and STASH, as realizing this I start to notice how deformed that cats are,, they all look like they were from pet cemetery movie all jacked up and messed the fuk up.
well I have to think daddy would be the only one to love the bearded woman to impregnate her, or maybe her brother but no free man in his right mind would tap that shit for fear of getting seen.. anyways I'm thinking I don't need one of those cats
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2024-06-03 at 5:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT
cats are hard to get in vt unless you pay for them so I been lookin for a cat for over a year and the other day I was checking out a lift next to a barn that looked like i could afford it so I pulled into the driveway to see about it but no one was home except about 30 cats,, so I stopped by 3 or 4 times before catching the peopel home, 2 people standing out on the other side of a car that hadnt been there so as I pull in and get out I see a woman holding a new born, no a bearded man holding a new born and an old woman standing there so I ask a question and the woman holding a new born, no the bearded man holding the new born if the lift was for sale,, I got nothing but a stare back from the woman holding the new born, no the man holding the new born, so I turn to the old woman and ask her
she says its not for sale and I ask if they would rent it out as I'm a painter and need a lift every now and again she says no, so I ask about the cats and if she has kittens she would part with and she says maybe and starts talking to the woman holding the newborn, no it was a bearded man holding the new born but anyways they talk about the different cats /kittens that will be old enough to part with and as they are talking I realize it is a woman and she does have a FULL BEARD and STASH, as realizing this I start to notice how deformed that cats are,, they all look like they were from pet cemetery movie all jacked up and messed the fuk up.
well I have to think daddy would be the only one to love the bearded woman to impregnate her, or maybe her brother but no free man in his right mind would tap that shit for fear of getting seen.. anyways I'm thinking I don't need one of those cats
Ummmmm…. LOL 😂 Best story ever ;)
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2024-06-03 at 8:20 PM UTC
You should have pulled on her beard and asked, "Hey, is this real?"
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2024-06-03 at 8:41 PM UTC
Name the cat "Friend" so you can finally have one
2024-06-03 at 8:46 PM UTC
This reminds me of an episode of Naked & Afraid I came across yesterday. The person had a full beard, long blonde hair, the chest was blurred out which they only do for women but a masculine, muscular body. I continued watching until the very end & it was never addressed.
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2024-06-03 at 8:51 PM UTC
I like how they blur out girl butt crack but dude butt crack is A-OK on discovery.
2024-06-03 at 8:54 PM UTC
Post moor pics of the cat if you come back
2024-06-03 at 9:01 PM UTC
I don't know if you know this, DTE, but I don't watch pornography anymore, I haven't in a couple years as a direct result of my friendship with Wariat or Warcry.
2024-06-03 at 9:06 PM UTC
It’s a human body ya weird.
