I'm gonna be a dad.

1. 2024-06-02 at 5:14 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Folks Kinkou and I have decided to start a family. If we have a boy we're gonna name him Jeff Hunter (her last name) and if we have a daughter we're gonna name her Pauline Wozny (her last name).
   
   I've been watching videos on how to do it a lot since I was converted to my new heterosexual lifestyle and I'm pretty sure I know what to do to make this happen.
   
   We do not have a god mother picked out but we have decided to go with Paul Wozny as the godfather since he's really good with kids.
   
   Thanks to everyone who helped make this happen!!!
2. 2024-06-02 at 5:20 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Srsly?
3. 2024-06-02 at 10:18 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Yes
4. 2024-06-02 at 10:20 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   I skipped straight to the reply spot because I know you're not gonna be a dad.
5. 2024-06-02 at 10:21 PM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I'm here to agree on the names
6. 2024-06-02 at 10:22 PM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   brad picked aldra to be the god mother, actually
7. 2024-06-02 at 10:24 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grimace I skipped straight to the reply spot because I know you're not gonna be a dad.

   
   Oh wow you're being a hater
8. 2024-06-02 at 10:32 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Oan good luck
9. 2024-06-02 at 10:34 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Thanks everyone, I'll start posting photos when i'm showing.
10. 2024-06-02 at 10:42 PM UTC

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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Oh wow you're being a hater

    
    That’s because he wants to be the only daddy
11. 2024-06-02 at 11:33 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    ya not gonna happen I blow way fatter loads than any of you
    
    you guys are lil jerkers
12. 2024-06-03 at 12:21 AM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Oh wow you're being a hater

    
    No, I am a realist. Step to me like that again, jit.
13. 2024-06-03 at 12:39 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol what are u gonna do about if he does DAD?
14. 2024-06-03 at 1:29 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm not your Daddy, I am your Braddy.
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