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  1. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Move along . It wasnā€™t funny in ur head & itā€™s awkward .
  2. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Iā€™ll check it. Donā€™t blow it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Iā€™ll check it. Donā€™t blow it

    You probably can't cook much better than frala šŸ™„
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Not for you.
  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    U simple mfer. Ur wrist is dislocated & itā€™s my fault?
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Shaking it around. Gross. Do I think anyone will care?
  7. Originally posted by CandyRein


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    ah didnt knoe dey make telescopic dildoes.
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Shaking it around. Gross. Do I think anyone will care?

    What do you mean?

    Are you younger than Candace?
  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I did think that was some kind of sex toy at first.
  10. Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I did think that was some kind of sex toy at first.

    thats the only thing it is.

    do you really think she knows what or where beta centauri is ?
  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Do you? lol being in this thread is like a plague. Yikes. How embarrassing for you. :)
  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 What do you mean?

    Are you younger than Candace?


    Imagine being dumb & weird at the same time. Durrr durr Iā€™m in everyoneā€™s business but u need to be explained to. Donā€™t follow too close queer baby, u might get Stuck.
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Imagine being dumb & weird at the same time. Durrr durr Iā€™m in everyoneā€™s business but u need to be explained to. Donā€™t follow too close queer baby, u might get Stuck.

    I think I'm falling in love with you.
  14. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Imagine being formal with cowboy calling u Candace. Umm
  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I think I'm falling in love with you.

    Gross.
  16. Originally posted by DontTellEm Gross.

    i just want to sex you.
  17. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Omg. Go lay down.
  18. Originally posted by DontTellEm Omg. Go lay down.

    done, now come ride me.
  19. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Thatā€™s gross. Whatā€™s happening?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Originally posted by DontTellEm Thatā€™s gross. Whatā€™s happening?

    You're being Internet raped.
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