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My friend hasn't wiped his ass after shitting for most of his life.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks Instigator told me that it's a waste of paper. He said he showers every other day so why does it matter if he doesn't wipe. He said that his excrement isn't wet, so there's no need to wipe. It doesn't ever smell and when it does he showers.

    Do you think Instigator's behavior is normal? Do you think his computer chair smells like shit? Do you have any advice for someone like this?

    Is it okay to not wipe after you shit? Not even one swipe to be sure it's all clean down there? What do you think?

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  2. #2
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I think if it were true he would be so used to the smell of his own poo that he wouldn't be able to tell if he wasnt clean enough
  3. #3
    op doesnt know water cleans better than wood fiber,
  4. #4
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    OP lives in a half way house with sweaty paedophile and is talking about hygiene.
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    No pedophiles can live at the halfway house. They have their own facilities. Also I shower every other day as well only difference is a wipe everytime I shit.
  6. #6
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Bradley No pedophiles can live at the halfway house. They have their own facilities. Also I shower every other day as well only difference is a wipe everytime I shit.

    And I don't have a computer chair.
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    what do you sit on when u use the computer? Wouldn't that piece of furniture become the computer chair?

    Sorry just using logical reasoning
  8. #8
    DooDooPistol Yung Blood
    bidet>wet wipes> spit and leaves
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Instigator And I don't have a computer chair.

    Lmao
  10. #10
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    straight to jail
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    Elbow African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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