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Poll: Wozny is

  • Slim
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  • Attractive
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  • Healthy
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  • Neither of these
    50%

Understanding how Paul Wozny can be used

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Take a paul wozny = to shit
    To do a paul wozny = molest a boy
    To eat the paul wozny = brussle sprouts with gravy
    To have the paul Wizny = be diabetic

    Hope that clears up all the questions I've been getting from users.
  2. #2
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    eat the Paul wozny lol

    people put gravy on Brussel sprouts instead of butter? TF
  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Pretty sure his name is Peter
  4. #4
    You say Wozny, I say Wonzy.
  5. #5
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    sorry, going full wozny already means losing your mind, adding diabetes to that is just confusing
  6. #6
    There's no need to add more wine to a cup that's already full.
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There's no need to add more wine to a cup that's already full.

    What if I tilt the cup slightly into my mouth and sip at the same rate I refill the cup until the entire box of wine is empty
  8. #8
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What if I tilt the cup slightly into my mouth and sip at the same rate I refill the cup until the entire box of wine is empty

    Or drill a hole in the bottom of the cup and drink from that while pouring into the top. The Wozny Cup.
  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

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  10. #10
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    you guys are making drinking straight from the bag way too complicated
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    The wozdog is when u take an extra small weiner and put it between 10 year old buns.
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