2024-05-28 at 3:31 AM UTC
state sponsor of homosexuality
2024-05-28 at 4:10 AM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I gots dem tingles and need petted rite nao
2024-05-28 at 4:54 AM UTC
Winding down my holiday with a relaxing candlelit bubble bath and a spliff 💖
2024-05-28 at 2:52 PM UTC
It's a sunny day and I'm stuck indoors bcus exams in two weeks. I've missed a lot of sunny days and what consoles me is knowing I'm saving my skin and that time is never wasted reading a good book.
2024-05-28 at 4:40 PM UTC
When your hearing goes that's time to stop drinking but I don't want to...
2024-05-28 at 4:40 PM UTC
I'm shitting a lot these days and if I'm being honest, you should be paying attention to your bowel movements as they are an important daily indicator of health, and mine are telling me some very bad things if I am being real: the texture and consistency of my movements is somewhat like pesto or a very rough fibrous cilantro grind, except the color is dark, very dark. I think I might have an ulcer and be suffering from serious internal bleeding.
2024-05-28 at 5:05 PM UTC
Hate being the only lit one
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2024-05-28 at 6:32 PM UTC
I just did a perfect drunk dance and am sad I didn't get it on cam. In incorporated ballet, twerking, headbanging and breakdancing and ended with a swinging lampshade.
2024-05-28 at 6:57 PM UTC
ah you've been drinking, now I Understand why you're being like this