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In this thread, I will tell you what condiment you are.

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy that's Cheese sauce you DIP SHIT

    it says M ILD on it and it's red on the inside.

    Anyway Wozny I'm gonna do you next

    Paul Wozny's spirit condiment is instant ready turkey gravy packet.

    With ur big gobbler turkey neck & the fact it always has that nasty powdery consistency, you can tell your eating in a white trash household when they say "The gravy is ready" and you have the Pual Wozny special of powdered turkey flavor, msg, and brown food coloring

    That's you, you nasty, turkey necked quick Mix gravy loser.


    ^ Paul Wozny's Soul, actual photo.
  2. ner vegas African Astronaut
    thanks I hate it
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    what did u say Mr. TerYUCKi
  4. Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Bro my bad it's very light orange. The mild one. Coz ur mild and no one wants u

    everyone wants queso. doesn't matter if it's "mild" or not.



    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy that's Cheese sauce you DIP SHIT

    Queso*
  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    My goodness. Too dumb to realize it’s dang mild sauce?
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    It’s literally taco sauce bro. It’s not queso. Oh my goodness sorry to destroy ur hopes & dreams, u have been sitting in this a while.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    SOMEONE DO ME SOMEONE DO ME!! WHAT SAUCE AM I
  8. Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley SOMEONE DO ME SOMEONE DO ME!! WHAT SAUCE AM I

    gutterslut oil

  9. Bradley Florida Man
    not a condiment
  10. Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm My goodness. Too dumb to realize it’s dang mild sauce?



    Originally posted by DontTellEm It’s literally taco sauce bro. It’s not queso. Oh my goodness sorry to destroy ur hopes & dreams, u have been sitting in this a while.

    Are Americans all fucking retarded? How are all of you so confused by TACO BELL sauces? It's pretty fucking simple RETARDS

    The "taco bell sauce" is actually just some shitty repackaged salsa of varying degrees. So calling it "taco bell sauce" and comparing it by COLOR OF THE PACKET and if it's "mild" or not is just stupid. And the fact that none of you low IQ fucktards can identify the difference between varying degree mildness salsa and a QUESO is just proof Americans are all stupid retard idiots that can only handle 1-3 menu item options at most before their brains start to fry



    you know why they stopped selling the "green sauce" as you DUMBFUCKS call it? Because too many complained OH IS TAHT MINT DURRR GIMME THE GREEN TACO BELL CHEESE MILD SAUCE, IS IT CHEESE? IS IT SAUCE? WHO KNOWS.

    IT'S SALSA, IT'S ALL JUST SALSA YOU FUCKING RETARDS.
  11. Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley not a condiment

    don't invite me to your parties!

  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Saucla
  13. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley SOMEONE DO ME SOMEONE DO ME!! WHAT SAUCE AM I

  14. Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm dang mild sauce?
    Originally posted by DontTellEm taco sauce bro

    Doesn't exist, those are misnomers
  15. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley SOMEONE DO ME SOMEONE DO ME!! WHAT SAUCE AM I

    You are Sriracha, kinda spicy but not too bad. Something I didn't think I would like but it's actually pretty good. Also there's a cock on the bottle and you busted yours out on here.

    That's the best I got 🤷
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  16. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas

    Damn who needs flavored butt lube? Like are you gonna lube up her butthole just to eat it or lube her up, fuck her butt and then eat it afterwards? Either way no thank you.
  17. Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk You are Sriracha, kinda spicy but not too bad. Something I didn't think I would like but it's actually pretty good. Also there's a cock on the bottle and you busted yours out on here.

    That's the best I got 🤷

    now the real question is, is he UNderwood Ranch or the Real Macoy? (some argue that underwood ranch is the REAL MACOY since they grew the peppers for 50 years)

  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bradley SOMEONE DO ME SOMEONE DO ME!! WHAT SAUCE AM I

    Well you are Nut in Butt ARRGHH Sauce of course baby, it was developed in your honor after all.


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk You are Sriracha, kinda spicy but not too bad. Something I didn't think I would like but it's actually pretty good. Also there's a cock on the bottle and you busted yours out on here.

    That's the best I got 🤷

    I see you searched "cock sauce" an all lol


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  20. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    cock sauce is dope

    I used to sriracha everything I ate

    empty srirachas all up in the recycling :0

    I want to try that dragon one.
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