STICKY INNER ELBOWS DUE TO HOT, HUMID WEATHER...

1. 2024-05-21 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   SWAMPY CONDITIONS NEVER MAKE ME FEEL AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER.
2. 2024-05-21 at 4:37 AM UTC

   #2
   Buff Billy African Astronaut
   buy a case of ice packs and rotate like 4 at a time yaherd
3. 2024-05-21 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #3
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Corn starch will help with that. Never had swamp elbow but swamp ass is definitely no fun
4. 2024-05-21 at 9:55 PM UTC

   #4
   Buff Billy African Astronaut

   Originally posted by trippymindfuk swamp ass is definitely no fun

   
   free lubricant
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • trippymindfuk, 
   • ner vegas
5. 2024-05-21 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Ip dip dog shit /
   Fucking bastar dirty git /
   You are not it /
   You tit.
6. 2024-05-21 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
   Harry's Brand Anti-Persperant is natural based and smells nice.
   
   STOGTFO, Mathew
7. 2024-05-22 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #7
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Grip a fresh slice of banana peel inside each inner elbow and you'll be fine. Inside in.
8. 2024-05-22 at 3:23 AM UTC

   #8
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I don't think I ever had that happen.
9. 2024-05-22 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #9
   Buff Billy African Astronaut
   I have been mass producing bags of ice. I bought a block of ziplock bags and the ice tray has been going non stop just like when I was an alcoholic
   
   I fill a bag with ice, when it melts it goes back in the freezer. I'm up to two dozen frozen bags. There are mini ice cubes suspended in ice slurry creating ice within ice that melts into a freezing liquid with frozen chunks that never completely melt. It's a perfect equilibrium. I have produced a dozen bags so far.
   
   I'm going to keep making them until the entire freezer is stuffed full of these bags, several hundred, and the door is hard to close. I will then take a dozen bags
   
   One goes on my head, one on the face, one for each nip, one for each pit, one for the balls, two for the legs and the rest just get piled on my lap or rested against my butt
10. 2024-05-22 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #10
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    I think I'm getting brain damage and or heat stroke
11. 2024-05-22 at 3:45 AM UTC

    #11
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Buff Billy I think I'm getting brain damage and or heat stroke

    
    Well, you are slated as next to die.
12. 2024-05-23 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #12
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    bought my own ice cream and froze my own soda
    
    orange soda and vanilla
    
13. 2024-05-26 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    NIGGER
14. 2024-05-27 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #14
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    ScronShakes are ominously close to KrozDogs. I wonder where the large black man is right now.
15. 2024-05-27 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    i am NOT sticky
16. 2024-05-27 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #16
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Just know that if somehow Scron commits suicide, it's not true. He was killed. Killed for what he knew. What he'd learned.