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Today is day 5 of not eating

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'll be home alone again, but I was planning on meeting my two best friends and my brother (he's married and doesn't live at home anymore) at 5 pm and it's almost 3 pm now, so I'll be leaving the house as well. I like being home alone so I kinda wish I didn't have to hang out today but it's day 5 of not eating so I thought it'd be a good opportunity to hang out today so we can also order food together (it'll be on me!).
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    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    you're a scholar, a gentleman and my sexual fantasy
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Do you feel like there will be a lot of sexual tension?
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    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'll be home alone again, but I was planning on meeting my two best friends and my brother (he's married and doesn't live at home anymore) at 5 pm and it's almost 3 pm now, so I'll be leaving the house as well. I like being home alone so I kinda wish I didn't have to hang out today but it's day 5 of not eating so I thought it'd be a good opportunity to hang out today so we can also order food together (it'll be on me!).

    are you drinking water?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    No, just piss.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    UPDATE: I ended up eating Korean fried chicken but they forgot the sauce so it wasn't as good as it could have been. Suddenly I felt the need to go to the bathroom and wham! Diarrhea attack. Then I also got some large pizza but I could only eat like two slices. And then I ordered sushi as well. I spent 100 euros like I thought I would for the chicken and the pizza. I wanted to pay for the sushi as well but my friend insisted on paying for it. I said we should split the costs for the sushi but he didn't want that. I'll try to convince him later on if I can send him money for the sushi. Needless to say, I'm stuffed. There was another large pizza that was untouched but I left it for my friend to eat tomorrow. I also wanted him to have the sushi but all that was left were mayo makis and he doesn't like mayo at all, so that's going to be my dinner tomorrow. I'll stop drinkfasting from now because I prefer eating everyday even if it's just one small meal.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Buff Billy you're a scholar, a gentleman and my sexual fantasy

    What song is this?
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you feel like there will be a lot of sexual tension?

    Oh, definitely.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy are you drinking water?

    I don't drink water.
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    Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't drink water.

    so 3-4 days is the longest you can go without food or water. 30 days without just water.

    your kidneys would shut down. I call bullshit. day 5 and nothing in system. you just fucked your kidneys for life
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    Bradley Florida Man
    So you went all these days without eating to binge on fried chicken and pizza? Nigga just eat salad everyday
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    Bradley Florida Man
    What did you drink for 5 days?
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    Originally posted by Bradley So you went all these days without eating to binge on fried chicken and pizza? Nigga just eat salad everyday

    sounds like a good way to shock your system and have heart failure or your shrunken stomach suddenly bursts because you ate the way you did before fasting. which is why they give people small amounts of water to drink first after starving.
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    eating after not having food or water after a long period is like Rashambo doing his normal routine before going to prison once he got out. the body is like 'NOOOO TOO MUCH"
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy so 3-4 days is the longest you can go without food or water. 30 days without just water.

    your kidneys would shut down. I call bullshit. day 5 and nothing in system. you just fucked your kidneys for life

    I went almost 5 days without water and food, but I didn't have nothing in my system. I still had chai and iced tea. And this ain't my first rodeo. I've done 10 days like this in total in the past 3 weeks (first 3 days in the first week, then 3 days in the second week and now 4 days in the third week). But I'm not doing any drinkfasting anymore. I've got sushi over from last night and that will be my dinner.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley So you went all these days without eating to binge on fried chicken and pizza? Nigga just eat salad everyday

    I don't like vegetables. And yeah, I did -- I enjoyed it! But the fried chicken could have been better since they forgot to add the sauce.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley What did you drink for 5 days?

    Chai, iced tea, root beer and a little bit of some Japanese soda.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy sounds like a good way to shock your system and have heart failure or your shrunken stomach suddenly bursts because you ate the way you did before fasting. which is why they give people small amounts of water to drink first after starving.

    You can train your body. There's a reason why nutritional experts don't recommend the OMAD (one meal a day) diet and it's because most people haven't trained their bodies to handle something like this. This isn't the first time I have done this, I already trained my body for it when I did this years ago for the first few times. Then again, I went beyond OMAD obviously, but you get the point. I think nutritional experts would bash my skull in for even doing this since they already considered OMAD to be an extreme form of dieting.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'll never forget to give u the sauce
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Is it sweet and spicy, Bradley?
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