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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy At least I don't stab sweet little doggies with a KNIFE!

    Hey if u want to call me later you can. I have a meet at seven but before then works.
  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy At least I don't stab sweet little doggies with a KNIFE!

    He didn't actually stab a little dog with his knife tho did he? Thought that was just a euphemism for his bestiality


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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Narc He didn't actually stab a little dog with his knife tho did he? Thought that was just a euphemism for his bestiality


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    My dog got attacked by a bigger dog, when he started shaking my dog by the neck i stabbed the bigger dog yeah
  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bradley My dog got attacked by a bigger dog, when he started shaking my dog by the neck i stabbed the bigger dog yeah

    Oh I see

    I had a similar incident years ago when a friend asked me to walk his Staff while he was at work.


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  5. I probably would of yanked my dog back and kicked the fucking dog super fucking hard so it knew.

    it got you in super trouble having a knife with priors. then I would of yelled for your roomie to get his FUCKING DOG off of you and your dog. if the dog started getting nippy, I'd get super punchy as I have had to in the past with an aggressive dog. I also carry Pepper spray which is used as dog repellant. I mean this wasn't a giant breed of Bull Terrier or some other beast dog. I saw the dog cowarding under the bed.

    I wouldn't risk my life for a pet. thats for sure. I'd just hope for the best or ran to the kitchen, threw olive oil into the microwave and then came back and threw boiling olive oil on the fucker if it was that vicious.
  6. see bradley is pretending to be nice to me but he's really contemplating a revenge because I brought this up.

    he's had it out for me since day one. and I even tried to be nice to him. so enough of this shit.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy see bradley is pretending to be nice to me but he's really contemplating a revenge because I brought this up.

    he's had it out for me since day one. and I even tried to be nice to him. so enough of this shit.

    And I am always nice to you, sometimes u just don't see that.

    Ofc at some point I'm going to say something rude and so will u. Doesn't make us not friends, that's the dynamic of our friendship. But while I am being complimentary you do have nice breasts

    No. I'm being nice to you because I like you and I ASSUMED you were being nice to me because you finally started liking me back
  8. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy I wouldn't risk my life for a pet. thats for sure. I'd just hope for the best or ran to the kitchen, threw olive oil into the microwave and then came back and threw boiling olive oil on the fucker if it was that vicious.

    you wouldn't stab a pet but you'd throw boiling oil on it? what kind of retard nigger reasoning is this
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  9. Originally posted by ner vegas you wouldn't stab a pet but you'd throw boiling oil on it? what kind of retard nigger reasoning is this

    because stabbing the fucking dog could of resulted in you getting super fucking mauled but test have shown throwing boiling hot liqueds on an attacking animal is far more affective than a fucking puncture wound. if the animal was that deadly, I wouldn't be trying to stab it. If I had a Gun I'd mag dump on it or the boiling oil or water part first.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    You must not be good with a knife
  11. Originally posted by Bradley You must not be good with a knife

    I carry one but its got a carbine tip for busting my car window out in the event of an accident, probably wont do much cutting a seat belt. they have special cutters I need to get off Amazon. also if I had a massive quake here, its good for widdle spears for fishing and kindle wood and shit.

    I just am a dog person and trying to kill a dog with it is super evil.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Ya
  13. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy because stabbing the fucking dog could of resulted in you getting super fucking mauled but test have shown throwing boiling hot liqueds on an attacking animal is far more affective than a fucking puncture wound. if the animal was that deadly, I wouldn't be trying to stab it. If I had a Gun I'd mag dump on it or the boiling oil or water part first.

    so your problem with Bradley stabbing the dog was that it survived? he didn't kill it hard enough?

    fuck you wozny, you're disgusting
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    You're so disappointing wozny
  15. ner vegas African Astronaut
    "why stab a dog when you can give it deep tissue burns to 50% of its body"

    - Paul "Fuck Dogs" Wozny
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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I was just walking my friends staff but he didn't have a lead. The fucking thing ran off and attacked some little kids dog and being the only person there I had to go in and drag the staff out by the collar then gave it a kick to show it who's boss. Poor little kid was screaming like he was freaked right out but I had to get the staff in quick in case it went again. Only thing that bothered me was people might think it was my dog tho.


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  17. Originally posted by ner vegas so your problem with Bradley stabbing the dog was that it survived? he didn't kill it hard enough?

    fuck you wozny, you're disgusting

    don't flip this on me. I love animals and Im saying if the Dog was a piece of shit savage "Pit Bull" as they'r classified as, I am saying that stabbing it is like you biting it.. it will fight to it's death. clearly this dog might of been part bull but it was a mix and too much of a fucking pussy to warrant being stabbed.

    I was stating if it was vicious, they suggest first throwing water on it. if that doesn't work then put a cup of water in the microwave and come back and just pour it on top of the fucking dog. that dog is going to get put down by the dog pound because if a dog is that aggressive it has to be put down. they observe it for a week to see if it changes and test it while it's eating. I know this shit. but 99% of the time, if the dog is as aggressive as Bradley stated, they would have taken the dog to the pound and put it down.

    they didn't they showed the dog was scared looking. not even barking at the news crew,, cowarding under the fucking bed with sad eyes.

    Bradley was high AF or drunk and wanted to fight his room mate or some shit. like two drunken gay lovers going at it.

    HOW DARE YOU MAKE THIS ABOUT ME, ALDRA
  18. Originally posted by Narc I was just walking my friends staff but he didn't have a lead. The fucking thing ran off and attacked some little kids dog and being the only person there I had to go in and drag the staff out by the collar then gave it a kick to show it who's boss. Poor little kid was screaming like he was freaked right out but I had to get the staff in quick in case it went again. Only thing that bothered me was people might think it was my dog tho.


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    I had an American/Staffy mix. that little fucker was a runt but crazy as shit. cops came to our house to do a report on someone who broke into my house, and he was trying to gnaw on the metal gate door when I opened the front door. the cops were laughing when I threw him in the bathroom and shut the door.

    I just laughed and said, he clearly scared the guy off trying to break in. I'm super glad they didn't mag dump on the little guy.

    I told my cousin to give him a swift kick which he did. slammed the fucker into the wall because he was trying to bite on his groin.

    but he was very protective of my kids so I kept him around.
  19. I miss my dog. he died from cancer

  20. Bradley Florida Man
    OP is a great troll, this whole thing made me lol
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