Fona Memorial Day Weekend 2024

1. 2024-05-25 at 11:19 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Happy Saturday morning to everyone.
   Glad you all could make it out for this wonderful time we are about to have.
   Let's start by planning ahead by first checking the weather,
   
   
   
   well that's 2/3rds disappointing.
   
   So for my weekend I have a few things in mind.
   
   #1 is to grill a bunch which I got started on 2 days ago.
   #2 is to do home improvement stuff namely put down sheet vynil flooring in a bathroom and do more painting in the formal living room.
   #3 is to take my wife to the ring store to buy an enhancer for her engagement ring since we are married and all. I just recently paid off that rock.
   #4 is play video games until I can't anymore (I'm wearing my back brace writing this now)
   #5 is maybe buy some shit on BIDFTA or a garage sale idk.
   
   I'm up for suggestions btw.
   I'll probably start my day mowing the grass before it rains.
   Right after I drink a boat load of coffee.
   
   
   ^That's what my wife liked at the jedielry shop we went to mid week.
   The middle ring is her engagement ring. We are looking for enhancers which are the rings on either side.
   There's a "as seen on tv" store down by the jedielry shop we will go to this weekend.
   
   
   Oh and at some point I'd like to try smoking some creme cheese.
   https://www.smokedbbqsource.com/smoked-cream-cheese/
   
   I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.
   Drop your plans below and come back for many updates over these next 3 days!
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   • soulbutter
2. 2024-05-25 at 11:46 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Nice, wholesome plans fona.
   
   Similar to your's, I'm going to plant some blackberry, raspberry, and blueberry bushes here in a minute after I chug this coffee and then, assuming it's not raining, I wanted to go out into the lake with my kayak for a bit and after that, gonna grill and smoke a bunch of dead animals and have an outdoor dinner with my wife and some of her family and top it off tonight with a relaxing dip in the hot tub which I have made into a COOL TUB instead because it's fucking hot and humid and I'm not trying to BOIL MY FLESH OFF, and then gonna play video games as well, smoke weed, fuck, sleep.
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3. 2024-05-25 at 1:56 PM UTC

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   Buff Billy African Astronaut
   only psychopaths use edge browser
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4. 2024-05-25 at 2:59 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   My bookmark button isn't working
5. 2024-05-25 at 3:57 PM UTC

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   Buff Billy African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Instigator My bookmark button isn't working

   
   sam wtf
6. 2024-05-25 at 4:16 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I'm gonna be studying mathematics over and over again in preparation for my first exam on Friday.
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7. 2024-05-25 at 4:19 PM UTC

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   soulbutter Yung Blood
   I'm gonna put another 40+ miles on the new Honda, go bring all my San Pedro's out for the season, do some gardening with my cannabis and peppers, beans, luffa, pawpaws. Maybe start some more veggie/flower seeds. My boss invited me to a big party tomorrow, and gonna visit an old friend afterwards. Gotta not drink too much at that party 😅
   
   Then might go camp out at my buddies cabin, shoot guns and have a bonfire etc. I actually forgot we had monday off work until about an hour ago.
8. 2024-05-25 at 9:03 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   We went and bought supplies at Lowes for the flooring project.
   Then we traveled to Cincinnati Premium Outlet Mall where we bought a bunch of kids clothes and looked for a ring enhancer to no avail.
   We left the mall and are Pad Thai in Monroe.
   
   Traveled back to Dayton to pick up a staple gun at Harbor Freight where there is a deal of you buy 2 $11 boxes of staples you get a free pneumatic staple gun.
   
   
   
   Then we went to another jedielry store where my wife got the previously posted enhancer along with a diamond tennis bracelet and I bought myself a new 2 toned gold ring as well.
   
   
   
   Stopped for pie and now we are home.
9. 2024-05-25 at 9:48 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Did you go the Renaissance fair in Tennessee last year? I saw where that's where Taylor Swift did Love Story.
10. 2024-05-25 at 11:44 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Did you go the Renaissance fair in Tennessee last year? I saw where that's where Taylor Swift did Love Story.

    
    What did you just ask me?
    Do I look like I care about that ugly bitch?
    snarf snarf cry me a river snarf
11. 2024-05-25 at 11:44 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
12. 2024-05-25 at 11:51 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Fonaplats We went and bought supplies at Lowes for the flooring project.
    Then we traveled to Cincinnati Premium Outlet Mall where we bought a bunch of kids clothes and looked for a ring enhancer to no avail.
    We left the mall and are Pad Thai in Monroe.
    
    Traveled back to Dayton to pick up a staple gun at Harbor Freight where there is a deal of you buy 2 $11 boxes of staples you get a free pneumatic staple gun.
    
    
    
    Then we went to another jedielry store where my wife got the previously posted enhancer along with a diamond tennis bracelet and I bought myself a new 2 toned gold ring as well.
    
    
    
    Stopped for pie and now we are home.

    
    How much was that right
13. 2024-05-25 at 11:51 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Ring
14. 2024-05-26 at 12:01 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Mine was $799 but then 30% off because I spent over $3k so idk $560+tax
    My wife's enhancer was $1800 and the tennis bracelet was $1200?
    
    but it's okay because she paid for the pie in cash so that was basically free and also, the flooring was suppose to be $60 but the guy only charged me for 1foot length at 12ft wide so I paid $12 for that.
15. 2024-05-26 at 1:54 AM UTC

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    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley How much was that right

    
    Temu, 6 bucks
16. 2024-05-26 at 2:51 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    
    I got the floor looking sort of better.
    Ended up leaving the old floor down.
    It's not the most level around the toilet but does that even matter really?
    Started stapling down the new underlayment.
    
    Then my wife decided to invite over a public speaker and a dozen guests for a presentation about teachers or something.
    
    Anyways now I have to cook hot dogs for all these people.
17. 2024-05-26 at 2:54 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    damn, I ate when I unexpectedly have to give away weiner
18. 2024-05-26 at 4:44 PM UTC

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    soulbutter Yung Blood
    
    
    Saturday was a bit of a flop. Got caught in a gnarly storm. Round two here we go!!
19. 2024-05-26 at 10:57 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Made a template and got it rough cut.
    Played it down and trimmed it up.
    Next step is glue baby.
20. 2024-05-26 at 11:16 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    voice?