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Zoomers aren't having Sex

  1. #1
    and late Mellennials either. what the fuck is wrong with the world right now? broken? Indians are pumping them out by the billion
  2. #2
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    They need me to show them how to do it. Okay 500 18 year old sluts please line up and spread em wide. I'll impregnate the entire line of them like cattle and then have a nap
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    Mighest Houston
    Its obesity.

    I only fuck prostitutes but I jerk it like twice a day.

    I'm healthy asides from alcoholism and marijuana use disorder. Which reminds me...
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  4. #4
    The zoomers are mostly all shut ins. They don't like seeing or hearing from people.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I masturbate about 10 times a week. I don't have a sex partner or I would fuck the hell out of them instead nightly.
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm demisexual and don't go outside because of agoraphobia and chronic fatigue. I also distrust men and fear women. I also am not that motivated to seek out sex because I have vibrators.
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mighest Its obesity.

    I only fuck prostitutes but I jerk it like twice a day.

    I'm healthy asides from alcoholism and marijuana use disorder. Which reminds me…

  8. #8
    Originally posted by ner vegas

    I'v been seeing that on 4chan a lot. Is it supposed to be like A Divine from Hairspray?
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy I'v been seeing that on 4chan a lot. Is it supposed to be like A Divine from Hairspray?

    Fuck you no one watches hairspray you old fuck
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by Bradley Fuck you no one watches hairspray you old fuck

    They even remade it. It must of been popular enough that John Waters recreated the fucking thing Ahahahaha
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    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Y;'all watch glee? If zoomer girls know you watch Glee they will fuck you on the spot

    AAAOOOO AOOOO AOOO
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  12. #12
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I need a list of what all these nicknames mean age wise plx thread needz it
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