In this thread, I will tell you what condiment you are.

1. 2024-05-23 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina nigger pepper

   
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2. 2024-05-23 at 10:35 PM UTC

   #62
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Garlic mayo and coleslaw are my favs, American Frites and tartar are close seconds.
3. 2024-05-23 at 10:36 PM UTC

   #63
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Coleslaw is great on burgers and kebabs.
4. 2024-05-24 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #64
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Donald Trump I wish I had taken that advice.

   
   You are melted butter that has reached room temp and is beginning to solidify a lil.
5. 2024-05-24 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #65
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Instigator I'm definitely paprika.
   
   100%

   
   You are actually
   
   

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   • Kinks
6. 2024-05-24 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #66
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina nigger pepper

   
   You are soy sauce. Very salty and high in msg.
7. 2024-05-24 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #67
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Garlic mayo and coleslaw are my favs, American Frites and tartar are close seconds.

   
   You missed the point of the thread. This is about me doing divination for our community.
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8. 2024-05-24 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #68
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Coleslaw is great on burgers and kebabs.

   
   You are vanilla frosting.
9. 2024-05-24 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Big fat cock
   
   
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10. 2024-05-24 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #70
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't like it, too greasy
11. 2024-05-24 at 6:35 AM UTC

    #71
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley You are vanilla frosting.

    
    That's really good.
12. 2024-05-24 at 9:20 AM UTC

    #72
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    bang already
13. 2024-05-24 at 9:26 AM UTC

    #73
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut
    MM and bradley?
14. 2024-05-24 at 9:27 AM UTC

    #74
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    that'll work
    
    perhaps I am confusing users here
    
    but the one who is always following Kafka everywhere and a virgin
15. 2024-05-24 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    THat's Michael Meyers, rumor has it he also smells like body odor and carries an unsharpened pencil everywhere in his right hand.
16. 2024-05-24 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Did you do me yet BradleyB?
    
    Would you do me now?
    
    Before I start to think you don't love me anymore
    
    
    .
17. 2024-05-24 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Narc Did you do me yet BradleyB?
    
    Would you do me now?
    
    Before I start to think you don't love me anymore
    
    
    .

    
    You are tartar sauce someone made in a hurry, so basically mayonnaise with rather large pickles in it. It's okay on a fish sandwich, but dipping anything into the large pickles make it unpleasant.
    
    Narc's soul as a condiment:
    
    
18. 2024-05-24 at 10:43 PM UTC

    #78
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Narc Big fat cock
    
    
    .

    
    did you mean
    
    big bent coxk
19. 2024-05-25 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #79
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I got the best condiment in this thread
    
    SUCK IT HATERS
20. 2024-05-25 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #80
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    i'm mustard! or "mouse turd" as my dad would jokingly call it