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I have to throw my coffee grounds in the woods

  1. #1
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Cuz I drink so much coffee it can’t go in the trash. I use a grocery bag to collect it per cup. When it starts to be too full to twist the top of the bag airtight shut, I dump it in the woods

    I have a pretty sweet tower of empty Gevalia canisters going SKY-HIGH

    Two canisters have coffee in them, two others have compost I made in them

    So, I don’t have trash anymore to take out, I hope some critters are getting wild for the night on all my piles of coffee grounds

    I feel horribly guilty to support so much coffee production………

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  2. #2
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    add some dolomite lime and it would make a dank compost
  3. #3
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    that is a shitload of coffee
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  4. #4
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    show me your energy drink cans

    BET U WONT
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  5. #5
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    can't, Ithrew them all out

    they should sell energy drinks in 2l bottles
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  6. #6
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Buff Billy add some dolomite lime and it would make a dank compost

    the composting was just for fun because I had so many cans

    can't go to the recycling place when its cold out, I will freeze to death

    I currently have a home full of sorted out various recyclable materials which will soon go in the truck bed and if I weren't so against using plastic I would say it would likely end up not recycled anyway

    I just do it so people see me doing it and actually think about it for once
  7. #7
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by ner vegas can't, Ithrew them all out

    they should sell energy drinks in 2l bottles

    we are powered by pure electricity
  8. #8
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    when I worked at a biz and ran the fax machine I also made coffee and we would fill an entire utility closet with metal tins of coffee in a year. I had to stomp on the metal part and crush them down for the recycling truck because it was just too much volume otherwise.

    i'm surprised you're able to stick to one brand like that. Must be a good price or good coffee

    We only have the gay paper ones now , they recently switched. I still throw them in the garbage though because recycling is for communists
  9. #9
    I think caffeine is an insecticide. It kills insects by targeting their nervous system. That's why the plant evolved it. To keep itself insect free.
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  10. #10
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    its just excellent coffee and I've tried dem ALLLLL
  11. #11
    soulbutter Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Buff Billy add some dolomite lime and it would make a dank compost

    This. Coffee ground compost is awesome
  12. #12
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks Cuz I drink so much coffee it can’t go in the trash. I use a grocery bag to collect it per cup. When it starts to be too full to twist the top of the bag airtight shut, I dump it in the woods

    I have a pretty sweet tower of empty Gevalia canisters going SKY-HIGH

    Two canisters have coffee in them, two others have compost I made in them

    So, I don’t have trash anymore to take out, I hope some critters are getting wild for the night on all my piles of coffee grounds

    I feel horribly guilty to support so much coffee production………


    Why aren't you composting all of it?
  13. #13
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    I heard coffee grounds were very acidic
    https://groundtoground.org/2011/03/05/ph-of-soil-from-coffee-grounds/
    Advice on Preparing Coffee Grounds for the Garden

    So what does it all mean? Before you start throwing coffee grounds around the garden, have a read of an earlier post where we discuss plants tolerance according to their pH. If by chance you have a plant with certain pH needs that falls way outside the range that coffee grounds provide, then it would be best not to use them. However, if you were to ask what outside plant benefits from coffee grinds? The answer would be – most of them.

    What these tests showed is that coffee grounds pH levels can be altered depending on the conditions in which they are left to decompose. The closer they are into soil, the quicker they move to pH neutral, which is exactly the advice I was given when starting to use coffee grounds for composting.

    seems like most people just compost them for a few weeks or months and then use as is with the paper enhancement and everything. I would be too paranoid to do that and constantly PH test every scoop I throw on.

    Grow some red cabbage and fertilize it with coffee and then use the red cabbage to PH test the coffee THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    I wish I could drink coffee without organ pain
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'll try again tomorrow fuck it
  16. #16
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    cuz my ground is made of sand

    I don't feel like building raised beds for more shit I have to take care of outside

    I don't give a fuck about actually using the compost I just wanted to study its breakdown FOR SCIENCE
  17. #17
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Throw me in the woods
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  18. #18
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace Throw me in the woods

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  19. #19
    Elbow African Astronaut
    it is immensely comforting to know that other people struggle with a shameful accumulation of trash and feel the need to dispose of said trash innawoods, under dead of night
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  20. #20
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    well I only throw out disposable shit that the dogs would never be interested in.

    I certainly never throw plastic anything out there. I'll actually go and pick up every tiny piece I can find each year, but its usually used shotgun shells, or some ancient shit that's been recently unearthed somehow.



    I fuckin hate plastic everything.
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