In this thread, I will tell you what condiment you are.

1. 2024-05-23 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #21
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley You are aspartame because while you are sweet you're very fake (to me).

   
   HAHA
2. 2024-05-23 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #22
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   That's clever.
3. 2024-05-23 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #23
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut
   pls
4. 2024-05-23 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by ner vegas pls

   
   You are a watered down teriyaki sauce, locals call it TeriYUCKY.
5. 2024-05-23 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #25
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut
   fuck
6. 2024-05-23 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #26
   Buff Billy African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley You are a watered down teriyaki sauce, locals call it TeriYUCKY.

   
   McDonald's calls it WcDonald sauce
7. 2024-05-23 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Buff Billy McDonald's calls it WcDonald sauce

   
   You are the undesirable yellow taco bell sauce
8. 2024-05-23 at 3:09 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   It's still good though it's just not really what anyone wants, you just get them sometimes and use them because they're ok I guess
9. 2024-05-23 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #29
   Buff Billy African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley You are the undesirable yellow taco bell sauce

   
   it's not even yellow
10. 2024-05-23 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Ur yellow
11. 2024-05-23 at 3:23 AM UTC

    #31
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Tell me something good BRAD or I lose it in ur inbox. I know u sleepy so don’t get dumb too
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12. 2024-05-23 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Tell me something good BRAD or I lose it in ur inbox. I know u sleepy so don’t get dumb too

    
    U r sweet but have a kick to ya
    
    
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13. 2024-05-23 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Also I'm not doing anything. I contact the spirits and they look at your soul and tell me.
14. 2024-05-23 at 3:28 AM UTC

    #34
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    lol ya u right *blushes*
15. 2024-05-23 at 3:28 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Bradley Also I'm not doing anything. I contact the spirits and they look at your soul and tell me.

    
    I'm kind of like a messiah but with more like condiment spirit animal viewing
    
    Like a sauce shaman.
16. 2024-05-23 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #36
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Wish I wasn’t great value but we all have the ability to change.
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17. 2024-05-23 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Wish I wasn’t great value but we all have the ability to change.

    
    U r a great value
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18. 2024-05-23 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    😂 lol thanks bud
19. 2024-05-23 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #39
    Buff Billy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley Ur yellow

    
    that would make me mustard and mustard is delicious
    
    i'm like that grey poupon
    
    
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20. 2024-05-23 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #40
    Buff Billy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley U r sweet but have a kick to ya
    
    

    
    true. I would invert that bottle and guzzle it, just like I would with DTE ;P