In this thread, I will tell you what condiment you are.

1. 2024-05-22 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Folks this will transcend any horoscope, any astrology sign, any palm reading you ever have.
   
   Simple tell me your username or the username of someone we know and I will use my COSMIC POWERS to tell you what your spirit condiment is.
   
   I will not be charging for this service, I am simply working to bring elucidation and meaning to the lives of those I know and love on this forum.
   
   Namassgay
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   • Kinks
2. 2024-05-22 at 9:28 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Folks dis go transcend any horoscope, any astrology sign, any palm reading you ever don.
   
   shikena tell me ya username or di username for pesin we sabi and i go use mai cosmic powers to tell you wetin ya spirit condiment na.
   
   i no go be charging for dis service, i am simply working to bring elucidation and meaning go di live for dos i sabi and love on top dis forum.
   
   namassgay

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   • Bradley
3. 2024-05-22 at 10:17 PM UTC

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   soulbutter Yung Blood
   Finally. What is my spirit condiment?
4. 2024-05-22 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Classify me cap'n.
5. 2024-05-22 at 10:37 PM UTC

   #5
   Buff Billy African Astronaut
   cum!
6. 2024-05-22 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #6
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Okay, what am I?
7. 2024-05-22 at 11:50 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by soulbutter Finally. What is my spirit condiment?

   
   You are not a condiment but unsweerened cranberry jam.
8. 2024-05-22 at 11:52 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Elbow Classify me cap'n.

   
   You are advertising a sauce; homemade garlic alfredo with a little too much salt.
   
   Like when you eat it you're like this is pretty but good BUT you went a bit heavy on the salt.
9. 2024-05-22 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Buff Billy cum!

   
   You are the yellow mild sauce from taco bell that's kinda ok but no one wants given an option.
10. 2024-05-23 at 12:06 AM UTC

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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    mine !!!!!!!!!
11. 2024-05-23 at 12:19 AM UTC

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    Buff Billy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley You are the yellow mild sauce from taco bell that's kinda ok but no one wants given an option.

    
    i'm not familiar with this sauce
12. 2024-05-23 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #12
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    That's too much sauce
13. 2024-05-23 at 12:20 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Okay, what am I?

    
    You are aspartame because while you are sweet you're very fake (to me).
14. 2024-05-23 at 12:21 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley You are advertising a sauce; homemade garlic alfredo with a little too much salt.
    
    Like when you eat it you're like this is pretty but good BUT you went a bit heavy on the salt.

    
    oh no... this is scarily accurate
15. 2024-05-23 at 12:21 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Kinks mine !!!!!!!!!

    
    You are natural honey from a local organic bee farm.
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16. 2024-05-23 at 12:23 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Buff Billy i'm not familiar with this sauce

    
    
    
    It's not very good.
17. 2024-05-23 at 12:25 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by trippymindfuk That's too much sauce

    
    You are genetic steak sauce from Wal-Mart. Like the knock of A1.
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18. 2024-05-23 at 12:28 AM UTC

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    Buff Billy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley
    
    It's not very good.

    
    pretty sure that sauce is red, bucko
19. 2024-05-23 at 12:32 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Buff Billy pretty sure that sauce is red, bucko

    
    No that's fire
    
    
20. 2024-05-23 at 1:01 AM UTC

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    soulbutter Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Bradley You are not a condiment but unsweerened cranberry jam.

    
    Sounds wholesome, but not decadent.