I want to cook a tomahawk steak on a charcoal grill I don't have 😭

1. 2024-05-22 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Fucking fucking fuck fuck fuck Joe Biden!
   
   The bidfta LifeProof flooring I wanted went for $1500 which was hardly a good deal as I could get it at home Depot for $700 more and not have to worry about getting off spec product with no returns.
   Fuck.
   
   And it's a 3 day weekend this weekend.
   Everyone is invited over to have tomahawk steaks at my house on the charcoal grill I don't own yet.
   Only thing it you gotta bring your own steak and your own potato.
   
   With your help I'll have that grill in time for memorial day weekend.
   
   Please donate whatever and all that you can.
   
   https://www.paypal.me/Fonaplats
   
   A used one I can probably grab for 60 bucks and for another $20 get a new grate for it.
   Or for $150 I can get a new one.
   
   Help a nigga cook tomohawk steaks.
   
   
2. 2024-05-22 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   Buff Billy African Astronaut
   
3. 2024-05-22 at 2:31 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Fuys, forget about the pubes debate for 2 seconds and pay attention to me begging for money.
   This is super important.
   I'm telling you guys that you won't regret it when I've got a burning can of hot coals cooking juicy steaks for everyone.
4. 2024-05-22 at 5:35 AM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   
   
   $5, no cleaning, no maintenance, no rust.
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5. 2024-05-22 at 5:56 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   solid idea
6. 2024-05-22 at 10:18 AM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   A real nigga would cook it over a barrel full of lump charcoal n a cheap stainlezs rack. Brush with bigass stalk of rosemary dunked in garlic butter. Tjats that i do with my really thick steaks
7. 2024-05-22 at 10:32 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Fuck you all.
   I'm getting my grill.
8. 2024-05-22 at 11:09 AM UTC

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   Buff Billy African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   $5, no cleaning, no maintenance, no rust.

   
   i'm gonna do this in my back alley
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   • Donald Trump
9. 2024-05-22 at 12:47 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I found a Weber grill for $45 that's gently used just a little.
   I have arranged to pick it up after work.
   $45 is not too shabby.
   
   Thanks for donating everyone.
10. 2024-05-22 at 1:04 PM UTC

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    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    inb4 the leg collapses as you're grilling your tomahawk steak and it spills briquettes all over your lawn and ruins the food, and then you scream "JOEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIDEEEN!!!"