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1. 2022-12-17 at 11:26 AM UTC

   #21
   paperzzog Yung Blood

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood never forget
   
   

   
   LOL
2. 2022-12-20 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #22
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The first time I shoplifted was as a young-fella-me-lad-son-of-a-bitch age about 11...I was in the corner shop and the guy was in the back so I snagged a couple of candy bars while he wasn't looking.
   
   However...walking down the street after my success I felt guilty so I decided to go back and put them back...I got caught putting them back (as he though I was stealing them not returning them).
   
   Lesson learned.
3. 2022-12-20 at 2:15 PM UTC

   #23
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   I have a friend who got prison time for stealing a candy bar.
   
   He was a prior offender obviously but i still think its hilarious and serves him right
4. 2022-12-20 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I wouldn't be friends with people who steal candy bars.
5. 2022-12-20 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I wouldn't be friends with people who steal candy bars.

   
   What about those that try to return them?
6. 2024-05-20 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #26
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley I wouldn't be friends with people who steal candy bars.

   
   I started with with candy.