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Let's Make Layers ***(Wisconsin Prison Food)***

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks let's say ur rich or u saved up or maybe u just won a big gambling victory.

    For me I ate layers once or twice a week. Some people go all out in their layers but I don't and I mostly made it when I didn't want to eat spaghetti which every correctional institution serves frequently.

    aight folks first ur gonna need noodles or rice. I used rice.

    If you haven't followed along we're making layers it's basically just layers of shit

    So I'm not gonna go through all the cooking but this is my LAYERS

    Garlic Buttered Rice, Tortilla, Mixed vegetables with white cheese, tortilla Pickles, onions, olives, tortilla, sardines, green olives, lemon juice, hot sauce, tortilla, cauliflower, salsa, yellow cheese.

    all the ingredients are hot going in, then you heat it up in the microwave for a long time (6 minutes) and let it sit for a long time (like an hour)

    The idea is each layer is a unique experience and it can be served as a slice (if you're really good at making it) or u just start at one side and eat your way down and out.

    Photo when it gets cool enough to touch, 6 minutes was a long time for a single portion of layers lol

    What I made is about 2 meals
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    Bradley Florida Man




    And sometimes I just said fuck it and put it on for another 5 minutes.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Oh I forgot there's a layer of beans and black olives in there too somewhere
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    so you made a prison casserole then. did you make hootch in the toilet as well?

    waiting for Wariat response.. he loves prison talk
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Forgot to mention if you do it correctly all the oils and liquids will vibe together and the glass bowl will retain a lot of the moisture, I also choose to use a rather dry vegetable on top (cauliflower on the rim) and salsa on the center to potentiate the available moisture while cooking, I topped it with cheese because I LIKE DAT SHIT

    so the cheese kinda acts like a fat layer ______________
    on top of the salsa oooooooooooo
    which has a tortilla on it --------------
    with the whole thing in a giant V style glass bowl

    so that the humidity goes into the food and is retained in the food while the cooking process happens.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy so you made a prison casserole then. did you make hootch in the toilet as well?

    I don't drink but I would gladly teach anyone how to make pruno or hooch if they wanted to on here but I'm not going to be drinking any alcohol any time soon myself, but yes I know how to manufacture alcohol and I use garbage bags not toilets.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I got this can of chili I wish I would've put in it as a layer
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]



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    from your video-suggestive list, Narc

    it's super creepy how AI is making it's own nightmares. love the 1950s sci-fi imagery though

  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    Does no one like my food threads? :c
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Its just prison food is shit bro. When I'm in the food is one of the biggest reasons I can't wait to get out for.


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  12. #12
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Does no one like my food threads? :c

    I like your food threads. Gives me ideas for something different. I tend to eat the same stuff for a while until I get tired of it, I guess it's because I'm a creature of habit. I've never heard of layers, that actually looks pretty good. In Ohio and Kentucky they make breaks, they also call them blow ups in Kentucky. I think they call them spreads in most other places. It's the ramen with chili, chips, pickle, summer sausage and all kinds of different shit. I'm sure they probably make those in Wisconsin too.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I like your food threads. Gives me ideas for something different. I tend to eat the same stuff for a while until I get tired of it, I guess it's because I'm a creature of habit. I've never heard of layers, that actually looks pretty good. In Ohio and Kentucky they make breaks, they also call them blow ups in Kentucky. I think they call them spreads in most other places. It's the ramen with chili, chips, pickle, summer sausage and all kinds of different shit. I'm sure they probably make those in Wisconsin too.

    We call them hook ups In Wisconsin. In Florida they are called goulash. I've also heard them called spreads

    I don't like eating ramen noodles and cheetos though
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  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    That's some real broke migga shit
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Ramen are tasteless shit. You guys still not getting pot noodles over that side?




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    Originally posted by Narc Ramen are tasteless shit. You guys still not getting pot noodles over that side?




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    Fancy Packaging but how does it taste? it gives the impression it might be spicy with those colors.
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    That's a lot of sentences for I was the wing bitch.
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Say what? I don't know shit about jail. I don't plan on knowing shit about jail.
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    it should be called prison lasagne
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Say what? I don't know shit about jail. I don't plan on knowing shit about jail.

    Well none of us did, was never part of the plan.


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