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Do you think Michael Meyers has a big dick?

  1. #21
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yeah. My dick is big. I wish it was smaller because that would mean it would be more comfortable for my partner. That's a pretty stupid reason considering I'm a virgin. But I learned women with less experience prefer between 4.5 and 5 inches of girth. Experienced women prefer 5.5 inches of girth and sadly I have more than that. On top of that, the glans is larger than my shaft. I also have a slight upward curve like a banana and that's the only thing I wouldn't change about my penis because women really like an upward curve since it stimulates the g-spot directly.

    Some women like fisting, baseball bats and those cones so dw about it too much.
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  2. #22
    Kafka sweaty
    Look at these.

    https://thedildohub.com/collections/dragon-dildos
  3. #23
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    For some reason, dudes think I have a small dick and that reason is simply put just racism. I have had white guys and black guys saying to me "I got a bigger dick than you because you're Pakistani and Pakistanis got small dicks." I already know the chances of them being bigger than me is rare so then I ask them how big they are and so far every guy who said it ended up being smaller than me, just like I guessed. Why can't white guys and black guys accept that a Pakistani has a bigger dick than them? Toxic masculinity? On another forum, someone claimed I was lying about it and dedicated an entire thread to me. It was his very first post despite having an account for two years. Dedicated to my dick. Like WTF? And even here I face the same kind of racism. -_-
  4. #24
    Kafka sweaty
    Idk if it's normal none of them interest me like I've never fantasised about that stuff, maybe it's the different sensations why they sell so much.
  5. #25
    Kafka sweaty
    I can't imagine someone really wanting to be fucked by tentacles.
  6. #26
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers For some reason, dudes think I have a small dick and that reason is simply put just racism. I have had white guys and black guys saying to me "I got a bigger dick than you because you're Pakistani and Pakistanis got small dicks." I already know the chances of them being bigger than me is rare so then I ask them how big they are and so far every guy who said it ended up being smaller than me, just like I guessed. Why can't white guys and black guys accept that a Pakistani has a bigger dick than them? Toxic masculinity? On another forum, someone claimed I was lying about it and dedicated an entire thread to me. It was his very first post despite having an account for two years. Dedicated to my dick. Like WTF? And even here I face the same kind of racism. -_-

    I forgot his name all of a sudden. This Asian man was getting all the ladies in Hollywood and it made white men so insecure they created that Asian men having small dicks trope.
  7. #27
    Kafka sweaty
    I remember everything but his name. He was an aristocrat and was going to join the army but the day before his friends dared him to dive into a lake or something, he damaged his hearing from it so he couldn't join the army. He thought he'd brought shame on his family so he tried to kill himself, stabbed himself in the stomach 30 times or something but survived, his dad found him and sent him to Chicago to study. Then he became a movie star, got a lot of Irish show girls pregnant and made white men very insecure.
  8. #28
    Kafka sweaty
    Sessue Hayakawa
  9. #29
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Some women like fisting, baseball bats and those cones so dw about it too much.

    Originally posted by Kafka Look at these.

    https://thedildohub.com/collections/dragon-dildos

    Oh yeah, I have heard of dragon dildos. I was always worrying about size because of people's experiences and also because the average dick is around 5 x 4.5 and I'm around 7 x 6. Seems like most of these dragon dildos are 6.28 inches at their thickest (some go even beyond that) so I don't have a reason to worry then. Thanks for putting my mind at ease!
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  10. #30
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka I forgot his name all of a sudden. This Asian man was getting all the ladies in Hollywood and it made white men so insecure they created that Asian men having small dicks trope.

    Ahh! Yes, the Japanese guy. I heard about him too. He was considered to be the first or one of the first Hollywood sex symbols. Those white men did a lot of damage to East Asian men, but thanks to k-dramas and k-pop and anime, East Asian men have become attractive again but on a global scale this time. Good for them!
  11. #31
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Some women like fisting, baseball bats and those cones so dw about it too much.
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    This thread did not deliver as I expected it to.
  13. #33
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    If you were expecting a dick pic, Bradley, I simply wouldn't deliver. On the other forum, over 50 people believed the guy who claimed I was making it all up and I didn't show them my dick either. I feel like it's more because of jealousy than anything else, to be honest. But it would go against my principles to show it to someone who isn't my partner. That one latina friend of mine asked me for a dick pic but I didn't send one to her because she's not my partner.
  14. #34
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Ahh! Yes, the Japanese guy. I heard about him too. He was considered to be the first or one of the first Hollywood sex symbols. Those white men did a lot of damage to East Asian men, but thanks to k-dramas and k-pop and anime, East Asian men have become attractive again but on a global scale this time. Good for them!

    Korean men are great in K-dramas but that's not what they're like irl. South Korea is one of the worst countries for women atm, misogyny is on the rise there.
  15. #35
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Michael Myers If you were expecting a dick pic, Bradley, I simply wouldn't deliver. On the other forum, over 50 people believed the guy who claimed I was making it all up and I didn't show them my dick either. I feel like it's more because of jealousy than anything else, to be honest. But it would go against my principles to show it to someone who isn't my partner. That one latina friend of mine asked me for a dick pic but I didn't send one to her because she's not my partner.

    I thought you were my partner bro! When did we break up!
  16. #36
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Korean men are great in K-dramas but that's not what they're like irl. South Korea is one of the worst countries for women atm, misogyny is on the rise there.

    I haven't watched any k-dramas except for one from 2023, though that wasn't a romantic drama. However it was heavy on the drama. If I wasn't so dead inside I probably would have cried during some scenes. It's called Death's Game. Anyway, I'm not surprised about that last part because there's guys on online platforms that call their women "kimchi-whores."
  17. #37
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley I thought you were my partner bro! When did we break up!

    You did when you created this thread! Even if it was a bait thread, I have my principles and I don't play games. It was fun while it lasted. :(
  18. #38
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Michael Myers You did when you created this thread! Even if it was a bait thread, I have my principles and I don't play games. It was fun while it lasted. :(

    Oh wow so I'm a single now, you really doing this after all we've been through???
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yeah. My dick is big. I wish it was smaller because that would mean it would be more comfortable for my partner. That's a pretty stupid reason considering I'm a virgin. But I learned women with less experience prefer between 4.5 and 5 inches of girth. Experienced women prefer 5.5 inches of girth and sadly I have more than that. On top of that, the glans is larger than my shaft. I also have a slight upward curve like a banana and that's the only thing I wouldn't change about my penis because women really like an upward curve since it stimulates the g-spot directly.
  20. #40
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley UGH why is everything you say in my threads soooooooo sexual???

    ITS NOT SEXUAL (GROSS AND BAD) I EXPLICITLY SAID IT'S POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL
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