Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
So a 14 year old troll child decided to add Wariat and our dear friend Warcry wanted to be cute. So he told the child how he was undressing all of his garments and wanted to show her his horsey hat. Below is the video she sent our operatives from Wariat naked in the apartment his mom bought him while wearing the Horsey Hat.
I guess he thought it would make the child like him if she knew about this hat but he needed to be naked to do the video, assuring the child it's only because "It feels more natural to be naked" including a question "Do you like being naked?"
this is great, this is all we need to do a full AI reconstruction and make it zoom out and have him do Jazz Hands to the camera and say "I molested a child and got deported from california! you can't stop me ! legal in polane!!" and then do a sick 360 slam dunk and throw the hat into a crowd of squeeeing polish lolitas