2024-05-12 at 3:46 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
It's actually in the downstairs storage. I found it while cleaning her bedroom before we moved here in a pencil case of art supplies and pokemon/MTG cards. And yes, I did briefly insert it into my rectum so I could complete the ritual and fully bond our souls together
2024-05-12 at 4:06 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
I just left it there, been shitting blood for years, don't give a fuck
REAL RECOGNIZE REAL
2024-05-15 at 8:09 PM UTC
I wish I was the dirty rectum highlighter
2024-05-15 at 8:14 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
I was there I was the pre ejac.
2024-05-15 at 8:18 PM UTC
I have a lifetime n00b subscription. I feel cheated.
2024-05-15 at 9:27 PM UTC
I MISS HER SO MUCH I JUST WANT TO SMOOSH THOSE ASS CHEEKS AND PINCH THEM SO HARD THAT IT OPENS UP LIKE EN ELEVATOR DOOR
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