The electricity stopped working

1. 2024-05-14 at 12:22 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   It happened 2:30 am yesterday and so it’s been 12 hours without electricity. Called up the company that deals with this and they sent a worker who then said they would send someone either today or tomorrow. I’m guessing tomorrow. This is lame but oh well. I’ll manage.
2. 2024-05-14 at 12:28 PM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   
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3. 2024-05-14 at 12:38 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Erosion of North Sea made me lol
4. 2024-05-14 at 12:55 PM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   I like KANKER MAN, for some reason the dutch like to use disease as swear words
   
   "go fuck yourself"
   "go get tuberculosis"
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5. 2024-05-14 at 1:15 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   If they're only slightly annoyed, they say "go get a hangnail", or "go get a sun burn."
6. 2024-05-14 at 1:31 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   @OP were you using a lot of electricity at the time? Is it all gone? Did you check your meter, your fuses and your circuit breakers?
   
   Be careful you don't get charged for a blown mains fuse.
7. 2024-05-14 at 9:48 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump @OP were you using a lot of electricity at the time? Is it all gone? Did you check your meter, your fuses and your circuit breakers?
   
   Be careful you don't get charged for a blown mains fuse.

   
   It’s all gone, yea. Wasn’t using any more electricity than I do normally. My room’s light bulb, my computer and my tv that serves as my computer screen. I suddenly heard a loud popping noise before it went dark immediately. Apparently it’s because of a water leak in the meter room so I called the company that owns this house and they sent a worker here who checked to see what’s wrong and he said another worker may come today or tomorrow and I would receive a phone call. Phone call never came so I called them up myself and their secretary said a worker would come between 2 and 4pm tomorrow. If the damage is severe enough, it will not be fixed in one day. There’s candles lit now that I am using. It’s cozy. But I wish there was electricity.
8. 2024-05-14 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #8
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ner vegas I like KANKER MAN, for some reason the dutch like to use disease as swear words
   
   "go fuck yourself"
   "go get tuberculosis"

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by ner vegas I like KANKER MAN, for some reason the dutch like to use disease as swear words
   
   "go fuck yourself"
   "go get tuberculosis"

   
   Yeah, we curse with diseases.
9. 2024-05-14 at 10:19 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers It’s all gone, yea. Wasn’t using any more electricity than I do normally. My room’s light bulb, my computer and my tv that serves as my computer screen. I suddenly heard a loud popping noise before it went dark immediately. Apparently it’s because of a water leak in the meter room so I called the company that owns this house and they sent a worker here who checked to see what’s wrong and he said another worker may come today or tomorrow and I would receive a phone call. Phone call never came so I called them up myself and their secretary said a worker would come between 2 and 4pm tomorrow. If the damage is severe enough, it will not be fixed in one day. There’s candles lit now that I am using. It’s cozy. But I wish there was electricity.

   
   Critters chew away at the wires.
10. 2024-05-14 at 10:27 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    May donkey shit be upon you ~ Ireland
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11. 2024-05-14 at 10:31 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    I can't even think of curses from my area. I remember telling someone I hope they choke on their minstrels. Those chocolate sweets
12. 2024-05-15 at 7:42 AM UTC

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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Sometimes I like when the power goes out. It’s relaxing listening to the radio by candlelight.
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13. 2024-05-15 at 7:47 AM UTC

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    Elbow African Astronaut
    our ac is borked and has been for weeks, i feel your pain MM
14. 2024-05-15 at 11:37 AM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Elbow our ac is borked and has been for weeks, i feel your pain MM

    
    Do like we did in prison. Set a fan behind a big ass bowl of ice cubes and set that whole thing up right in front of your face.
15. 2024-05-15 at 12:24 PM UTC

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    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grimace Do like we did in prison. Set a fan behind a big ass bowl of ice cubes and set that whole thing up right in front of your face.

    
    instructions unclear
    
    i'm blowing the 50 degree celsius exhaust from my pc in my face and suffering from severe heat stroke
16. 2024-05-15 at 3:16 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I had to have sink washes last weekend cause the boiler went, but it was weird cause no-one there to give a hand
    
    😔
17. 2024-05-15 at 7:15 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Every time the power goes out and I just want to die after about 12 hours of choosing between sitting in darkness and being able to do absolutely nothing or going into the sun and covering myself in sweat I won’t be able to wash off.
    
    Last time we had a hurricane and no power I tried to teach lala how to play poker but it was… rough. Maybe we’ll try catan next time
18. 2024-05-15 at 7:25 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I like when teh power goes out because I get a lot of masturbation done, I clean my house a little, take showers in the dark, jerk off more, you never know if the people living with are also jerking off (they're not) but I just sit butt ass naked on the couch and masturbate for 2 or 3 days, sometimes I point a flashlight at my dick so I can see myself jerking off (that turns me on more) and then I shine it at other people in their eyes when I talk to them
19. 2024-05-15 at 7:27 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I kinda can't wait till we get a hurricane so I can just lay in my room and jerk off for a couple days, maybe eat some peanut butter and crackers when I work up a hunger, drink me a bottle of water. Maybe read a book nigga, or a magazine or some shit, bruhhhh
    
    Your powers out and your a Muslim, that's god telling you to read the Quran and to focus on the principles that guide your life and have given you a break from the ratrun to focus on what's important, inshallah.
20. 2024-05-15 at 7:27 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Or you can just keep jerking it bro you got internet on your phone and can charge it at the park, just go to the park and jerk off and when the y say "Sir what are you doing?" say "My power went out at home" and keep masturbating