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California prisons are truly insane now

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    Warcry Certified lover boy
    Ou have wars on the active traditional gang side going on people being stabbed killed you have integrations or any gangs going to war and rioting against one another vs the active or traditional street gangs from the of or any side people with sex charges and shit who went to the towje side or debriefed and formed their own gangs or organizations/ now you got any vs any gangs going at one another and not only this killing each other for power and control and you even have the gay boy gangsters or this gay gang who formed together for protection on any or of yards due to being gay fighting other gangs:

  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    Dude all prisons are insane. My boy is in wisconsin prison right now doing a 5 piece and he said he was on work detail (a fucking minimum camp) and someone stabbed someone else with an antenna they busted off someone and they stabbed the guys when they were in line and he stabbed the guy so fucking hard that the point went through the first guy into the guy Infront of him LOL Like a double stabbing with 1 point, 1 jab.

    You know how fucking cool that is?

    motherfuckers in Green Bay (where I was fortunate to NOT go) putting lotion, Vaseline, and salt into a coffee cup and microwaving it for 20 minutes then throwing it on someone's face, bro if you do it to a black guy when he wipes the shit off of his face, he literally wipes off his skin and will be pink scar tissue for ever

    bro in Stanley correctional institution u can get a blowjob from this big fat guy named penitentiary for two ramen noodles and he will give u the noodles back if he likes u. I was too scared to be outted as a faggot so I didn't get plowed by some ugly child molestor named Luciano in San Quentin's protective custody unit
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  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    and there was this real fat guy named Paul Wozny who I ended up telling about Zoklet he was doing 25 years for child molestation as a boy scout leader from southern Wisconsin who molested a bunch of kids
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Were you in a sex offender gang?

    12yearold ridazzz
  5. #5
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    In my hood you have to pay a tax when you go to jail. You are expected to stick drugs up your ass and give them to someone inside who will ask you for them as soon as you get there. If you don't have them, you get beat up as a lesson to know next time you go there you have to bring drugs.

    It's a pretty psychotic system but it ensures frequent visitors will bring drugs in to avoid the beating
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Infinityshockrates In my hood you have to pay a tax when you go to jail. You are expected to stick drugs up your ass and give them to someone inside who will ask you for them as soon as you get there. If you don't have them, you get beat up as a lesson to know next time you go there you have to bring drugs.

    It's a pretty psychotic system but it ensures frequent visitors will bring drugs in to avoid the beating

    Retarded. What normal individual knows they're going to jail and has time to acquire drugs and shove them up their ass? Also, all bullshit aside why do you just have to give them to some guy when you get there? That's retarded as well. Like nigga these are my drugs I shoved up my ass to get into my unit in jail, now I'm just gonna hand them to you for what? Protection? A friend? You want me to suck your dick too?

    Niggas that do something because they're expected to and then give up whatever they have to another man they just met are bitch ass pussies, lol

    "You better shove something up your ass and give it to me." yeah nigga come get it rofl
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    Warcry Certified lover boy
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    Warcry Certified lover boy
    Originally posted by Bradley Were you in a sex offender gang?

    12yearold ridazzz

    You would join the gay gang gayboygangsters wouldn’t you in clai?
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    Warcry Certified lover boy
    You k ow what’s hilarious about jails or prisons is how the most dangerous spots the who or where you will be knifed for looking at someone wrong even spots like this have snitches or informants. How are they not afraid to live?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Warcry You would join the gay gang gayboygangsters wouldn’t you in clai?

    When I was 19 and afraid? No I joined the skinheads like every other white person with common sense would.

    Now that I'm older and have a lot more confidence in who I am? Fuck yeah I would join the gay boy gangsters.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Warcry You k ow what’s hilarious about jails or prisons is how the most dangerous spots the who or where you will be knifed for looking at someone wrong even spots like this have snitches or informants. How are they not afraid to live?

    a lot of times one of the higher ranking guys will be an informant and they will turn a blind eye to everything he's doing (drugs, enforcement, shakedowns) if he tells them information about anything that's going to happen that's important to their safety and security (assault on guards, escapes) or serious that happened to other inmates (murder).

    So you might have a higher up whose involved in all the drugs and extorting people like sex offenders and running illegal gambling operations, running a gang, etc. But anytime someones gonna escape or someone gets killed he tells on who did it so they keep him in his position and ignore what he does.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    3 things they told me when I went to prison to be successful

    Avoid gambling
    Avoid intoxicants
    Avoid gay sex

    And I did almost entirely. I would gamble on sporting events with my friends and I did like snorting wellies a lot.
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    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley Retarded. What normal individual knows they're going to jail and has time to acquire drugs and shove them up their ass?

    Most normal people don't go to jail


    I think the crime culture in Canada is different than in the USA where drugs are treated like a serious crime always but in Canada it's just assumed that prisoners all do drugs and get them somehow

    and when the government tries to treat us like Americans and follow the UN it's like get fucked, bud. we live in the fucking north pole, i'm smoking this crack. and they are like UHHH SIR THE QUEENS MAGISTRATE SAYS THAT'S ILLEGAL fucking hosers eh
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Crazy to say but a lot of people have really ylikes horrifying or really depressing take aways from their experiences in prison

    Not me, I loved that shit! Yeah it was kinda sucky being in that positiona t the time. But bro I was in good shape, I had a bunch of friends to hang out with, I did sports, I had a good job making more than other people, I improved relationships with my family, I made a couple life long friends, I studied my religion extensively, I read so many books, got into TV shows, learned how to cook with shit for ingredients and learned how to fight really well.

    I enjoyed it that experience.

    The second time when Iwe n't to the retard center, bro I had fucking fun, no bullshit, I gained so much mass, ate so good, had hobbies, learned about myself as a person, made friends that were not life long, did recreational sports, got into yoga, healed my body physically and my mind mentally, got over the worst thing that ever happened to me, came out as a homosexual, and like felt better about everything in my life mentally and became a stable person.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    some people be like no I hated it I sat in my cell scared and watched TV and ate ramen noodles and got fat and tried to avoid talking to anyone and sat lonely style in my little caveman cave and tried to never come out and hide under the covers until it was over

    I'm like God damn for 2 fucking years? Why not just fight a couple people and get it over with and let everyone know you're not bitch and go have fun and gangbang and enjoy life!
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    My "mate" used to say he'd seen someone get done with hot vegetable oil.
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    I got the shit beat out of me several times and won several times in prison but it doesn't matter if you win or lose it matters if you're gonna go fight that motherfucker in the Blindspot area of the yard or the shower area and fucking fight and if you lose it's just as good as winning, you stood up for yourself and are now accepted. You gotta do that a couple times and everyone just accepts you're not bitch and you can continue having a good ass time not be scared watching 1990s movies on ThisTV! station hoping to god 7 more seasons go by so you can go suck on your mothers tit once more

    Fuck that shit bro give me a yard, give me a nail I made into a poker, and give me a shaved head bro I'll go run laps on the yard and do push ups and pull ups and drink instant coffee till the sun goes down anyday.

    But you're a child molestor so your experience was probably a bit different, I went for trafficking drugs lol
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  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    as an adult who has been out of prison for 8 years (October 2016) I really do my best to not live in this institutionalized mindset. It's very easy for people who had the experience I had to continue living life in and out of the prison system. So I try not to think about "the old days" and the "good times" I had in the joint because it makes me much more likely to go back.

    Florida is apparently way worse than Wisconsin and I know damn well I'd be fucking fine here too bro, anywhere in California Wisconsin Florida I be fine you know why?

    Not a sex offender
    Smart
    Well spoken
    Violent

    that's all you need to be IMO to get through prison
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    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
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