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Poll: Mm have a big cock?

Do you think Michael Meyers has a big dick?

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I wanna believe him but I kinda feel like he doesn't. He claims to have a monster brown cock but I know most pakis don't, or is that Indians?

    What do you think?
  2. #2
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    only one way to find out
  3. #3
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    LIVE COCK WEIGH IN!!!
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  4. #4
    If it weren't for rape there would be no Muslim babies at all
  5. #5
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Iron Ree LIVE COCK WEIGH IN!!!

    ?????
  6. #6
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    you seem to know much about other mens dicks
  7. #7
    He said he did, and I have no reason to doubt really.
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya but a lot of people here lie about being sober, rich, successful, having big dicks, having a girlfriend, working a job, tons of shit I can think of lies that each person in this thread has told with the exception of me and you, Donald Trump
  9. #9
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    WHO DAMN CARES WHOS DICKS ARE WHATEVER SIZE SRSLY, I DO NOT
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    ok, this thread wasn't meant for our community to satiate your curiosity.
  11. #11
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    yeah, it was meant to be way more homo
  12. #12
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    As the French say : inshallah.
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  13. #13
    Kafka sweaty
    I feel like he does, my subconscious probably noticed. He was wearing baggy clothes and I didn't look in that direction but my subconscious would have noticed.
  14. #14
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I understand all women are different

    but I find large cocks OVERRATED
  15. #15
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Iron Ree LIVE COCK WEIGH IN!!!
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  16. #16
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Part of me thinks there's something beautifully poetic about the quiet virgin dude packing an absolute beast of a hawg, so I'm gonna say yes.
  17. #17
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
  18. #18
    Having a pencil-dick would be embarrassing.
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Elbow Part of me thinks there's something beautifully poetic about the quiet virgin dude packing an absolute beast of a hawg, so I'm gonna say yes.

    UGH why is everything you say in my threads soooooooo sexual???
  20. #20
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yeah. My dick is big. I wish it was smaller because that would mean it would be more comfortable for my partner. That's a pretty stupid reason considering I'm a virgin. But I learned women with less experience prefer between 4.5 and 5 inches of girth. Experienced women prefer 5.5 inches of girth and sadly I have more than that. On top of that, the glans is larger than my shaft. I also have a slight upward curve like a banana and that's the only thing I wouldn't change about my penis because women really like an upward curve since it stimulates the g-spot directly.
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