Don't forget about mother's day

1. 2024-05-12 at 11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Unless your mom is dead or a total cunt or something I guess
   
   What are y'all niggers doing for yours
2. 2024-05-12 at 1:04 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   Sorry but we only followed real biblical holidays in my household
3. 2024-05-12 at 2:30 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   any female can be a mother.
   
   even cock!roaches.
4. 2024-05-12 at 2:38 PM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut
   I sent her an email reminiscing about the old days. Best I can do. I can't really afford flowers or anything.
   
   Hopefully she appreciates it. *shrug*
5. 2024-05-12 at 2:45 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   c'était en mars, est-ce que ta mère aime aussi le surligneur dans le cul
6. 2024-05-12 at 2:57 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Elbow I sent her an email reminiscing about the old days. Best I can do. I can't really afford flowers or anything.
   
   Hopefully she appreciates it. *shrug*

   
   That's awful bro, call your mom
7. 2024-05-12 at 3 PM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley That's awful bro, call your mom

   
   I'm going to do that too (I have to call for other reasons anyway!), but a phone call is over the second we hit "end call", you know? An email is... well, it's not quite tangible in the sense that a paper letter is tangible, but it's... less ephemeral, I guess? Than a phone call, I mean.
8. 2024-05-12 at 3:01 PM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut
   Not that I expect my mom to ever read it again, but like... she could. She'll always have a piece of correspondence she can look at and know that I love her. Definitely better than simply calling her.
9. 2024-05-12 at 3:01 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   I sent my mom a singular bible verse
   
   
10. 2024-05-12 at 4:32 PM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    My mom has been gone a while so today is just depressing for the most part but it'll be alright. If there's any mom's on here then Happy Mother's Day! God the thought of there being mother's on here is kind of scary for some reason....
11. 2024-05-12 at 8:15 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Elbow I sent her an email reminiscing about the old days. Best I can do. I can't really afford flowers or anything.
    
    Hopefully she appreciates it. *shrug*

    
    You're trying to make her remember the marker episode?
12. 2024-05-12 at 8:16 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by trippymindfuk My mom has been gone a while so today is just depressing for the most part but it'll be alright. If there's any mom's on here then Happy Mother's Day! God the thought of there being mother's on here is kind of scary for some reason….

    
    Aww man I'm sorry to hear that. Everyone will be in your footsteps someday. And of course, having a shitposter on an obscure forum as a mom is downright scary.
13. 2024-05-12 at 9:20 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    motherfuckers day