The G-Shock can tell you a lot

1. 2024-05-09 at 12:44 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I woke up wanting to impart some wisdom on somebody.
   
   Early on whenever I was up close to any police I noticed that the G-shock was an essential part of their uniform. This little piece of overpriced Taiwanese plastic was what they used to express their personality... like "flair" in Office Space. Only it's their only piece. Something I realized later, was that a lot of times this would go from local oinkers all the way up to elite glowies like Bin Laden...he may have had a regular Casio but still. I always see a few in any ISIS group photo. Any red sunburnt gingers are guaranteed to be wearing them.
   
   I won't get into Oakleys/Ray-bans and I don't want to give away too many of my secrets on a public forum, but if you ever think anything is going on always look for the g-shock or perhaps even more telling a g-shock tan line...or makeup now 😒
   
   
2. 2024-05-09 at 12:51 PM UTC

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   Kroz's Ghost Houston
   I thought the G Shock was gonna be something sexual.
3. 2024-05-09 at 12:52 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm not afraid of g unit they can eat my ass
4. 2024-05-09 at 12:52 PM UTC

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   Kroz's Ghost Houston
   380$ for a watch is very expensive
5. 2024-05-09 at 1:04 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost 380$ for a watch is very expensive

   
   There are G-shocks that cost that much? Probably a status symbol for the captain or something but they're all overpriced for what they are.
   
   This may be a little outdated. A lot of sows seem to favor smart watches but the g-shock is still a good indicator. I could see apple watches replacing them because they're probably already recording everything for the government anyway. It seems more practical if you're undercover.
6. 2024-05-09 at 1:10 PM UTC

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   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 There are G-shocks that cost that much? Probably a status symbol for the captain or something but they're all overpriced for what they are.
   
   This may be a little outdated. A lot of sows seem to favor smart watches but the g-shock is still a good indicator. I could see apple watches replacing them because they're probably already recording everything for the government anyway. It seems more practical if you're undercover.

   
   I just googled g shock and the website displays most of their models at 380$ or 500$ on the first page.
7. 2024-05-09 at 1:37 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley I just googled g shock and the website displays most of their models at 380$ or 500$ on the first page.

   
   You're looking for things like this:
   
   https://www.amazon.com/Casio-G-Shock-Quartz-Shock-Resistant/dp/B073ZHGNVC/
   
   See it's not just digital it's digital AND analog. So he's a little a different. Maybe they get it in Olive drab so it looks extra tactical. See what I mean about expressing personality?