TimesOfIsrael: Health Ministry says Hamas drugged released hostages to make them appear happy

1. 2024-05-07 at 4:36 AM UTC

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   CodeNiggHardR Houston
   Israeli gov really be like: "you ain't had a good buzz til you been smoshed up with sum my Hamas homeboys, am I right! They got the good shit, they don't cut it, its the purest stuff you'll ever get your filthy paws on! Ain't no party like a Palestine party. hashtag #RafahRoofie hashtag #FuckedUpFalastin, visit Gaza today!"
   
   https://www.timesofisrael.com/health-ministry-says-hamas-drugged-released-hostages-to-make-them-appear-happy/
2. 2024-05-07 at 4:37 AM UTC

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   CodeNiggHardR Houston
   I think I figured out how Gaza can boost tourism income and rebuild their economy inshallah
3. 2024-05-07 at 1:32 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you give a neurotic jedi a valium to calm them down, you're "drugging" them.
   
   If you don't, you're withholding them medical care.
   
   Either way, you lose.
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   • Iron Ree
4. 2024-05-07 at 1:55 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   I would pass them a blunt and if they turned it down I would move closer and look them in the eye and say "IT AIN'T OPTIONAL NIGGA"