Fonaplats Goes in Vacation

1. 2022-08-30 at 5:38 PM UTC

   #161
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I thought staycation was when you stayed home because you are too poor/boring to go anywhere else.
2. 2022-08-30 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #162
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya you stay home for the week and do fun day trips,have a cook out or just stay in bed and fuck all day.
3. 2022-08-30 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #163
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   "Hey lets go to the library...treat ourselves to a latte at the new avant garde coffee shop down the street!"
   
   "You mean starbucks?"
4. 2022-09-03 at 2:01 AM UTC

   #164
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   ya if you drive for 5 hours in one direction i don't think that's staycationing. Staycation is like sitting at your house on your 3 days off work and ordering Delivery Pizza on monday night.
5. 2024-05-04 at 9:15 PM UTC

   #165
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats
   
   
   
   
   
   Anakeesta turned out to be a shitty tourist trap build by and old woman's book club.
   Parking $20.
   Gondola ride to them top $80
   Doughnut hole $1.25 each.
   Getting covered in flies $Free
   
   It was pretty dumb up there tbh.
   We road their mountain coaster and it was the absolute worst of all of the coasters.
   We left having tired of the lack of anything for us to do and I took my girlfriend to Rocky Top Mountain Coaster which is the absolute best one imo.
   The kid sleeping in the car while I shit post and she rides.
   Hopefully she likes it took and then we will wake up the kid and tell her bears are going to eat us if we don't ride the super cool mountain coaster.

   
   Thanks past me for posting which mountain coaster is the best so I could ride it again.
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6. 2024-05-04 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #166
   

   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Tuskegee Airman
   FONA Driving from Ohio to Tenn is like me driving to Oregon. your states are the size of our counties.
   
   Pfft! Product of a cousin fucking a cousin hick. Cousin fucker output 10/10
7. 2024-05-05 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #167
   

   Kroz's Ghost Houston
   No one likes you pd
8. 2024-05-05 at 12:09 AM UTC

   #168
   

   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost No one likes you pd

   
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9. 2024-05-05 at 12:12 AM UTC

   #169
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   I like wozny