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just murked this guy at starcraft 2

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    We were both terran and right off the bat I started building barracks and some vespene gas so I could get some reapers and in a bit I scoped out his base, seeing that there was only like a couple soldiers guarding all his harvesters so I got like 7 reapers and went in there and wiped like half of them out before his army, which was guarding the adjacent site downhill from we were at, got there. Then I just had my reapers jump the cliff directly into his second command center's harvesters and took out all of them. I started shooting their command center to bring their army out and when their army came out again I jumped the cliffs and took out like all but 4 of his harvesters before the army came back up and killed me.

    At this point the game is pretty much over, as I have amassed a pretty big army and continued to harvest minerals and vespene this whole time while destroying his means to do so, and he is down to 4 harvesters while I have around 25-30. I don't know why he continued but he started sending me angry messages like "how much do you like your face" and stuff so I decided to fuck with him more. I got a bunch of ravens and surrounded his two command center areas with them and started dropping little machine gun turrets to slowly take out the harvesters he was trying to rebuild. He was sending soldiers to fight them, but he didn't have that much money and I can just keep regenerating the turrets, and his money is running out the entire time, so I was basically just draining his money.

    He kept on sending angry messages so I kept saying "roflcopter" and "lollercoaster." Eventually I said "you can still win!" and he told me fuck you and then I totally covered his bases with turrets that destroyed everything.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I didn't realize people still played SC2. I was into SC1 back in the day, but I only played LOTR games. I stopped because I wasn't any good, but mostly because this guy would mask his screen name, ally me and then follow me around killing me wherever I went in the lobby.
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    Originally posted by Zanick I didn't realize people still played SC2. I was into SC1 back in the day, but I only played LOTR games. I stopped because I wasn't any good, but mostly because this guy would mask his screen name, ally me and then follow me around killing me wherever I went in the lobby.

    I used to play it back in the day but never online because it's hard. Now I like it because it's hard. And if you're good you can fuck with people.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Zanick I didn't realize people still played SC2. I was into SC1 back in the day, but I only played LOTR games. I stopped because I wasn't any good, but mostly because this guy would mask his screen name, ally me and then follow me around killing me wherever I went in the lobby.

    I do starcraft 2 is the best game ever next to hotline Miami. I'm terran all the way, I used to work for blizzard as a GM for wow they gave me all the games, I would cancel gay nerds tickets especially if they mentioned something about being call a fag.

    I eventually quit though because I wasn't really into wow, my friend that got me hired there, his roomie worked there also and he would go home and play wow.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I don't know what murked means, but when I was a kid and played the first starcraft I would nuke the shit out of my team mates

    though I liked bunker wars a lot

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-06-13T21:52:14.294803+00:00
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    Dead game, and Brood War is better
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Dead game, and Brood War is better

    to each their own, but yes brood war was a good game for sure.
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    StarCraft 2 is like hid you can't lift 200 lbs, so you lift 145 and 60lb fake weights.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon StarCraft 2 is like hid you can't lift 200 lbs, so you lift 145 and 60lb fake weights.

    im about to murk you if you don't quit running your mouth
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