Everything I touch Non-Human Dies!

1. 2024-04-30 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Tuskegee Airman
   Come here Wariat
2. 2024-04-30 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   touch yourself
3. 2024-04-30 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Iron Ree touch yourself

   
   The nigga can't even see his dick when he pees, no chance there, scrawny
4. 2024-04-30 at 3:55 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   well i'm sure someone can see it
5. 2024-04-30 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   what kinda non human are you while you touch things?
6. 2024-04-30 at 4:38 AM UTC

   #6
   WellHung Black Hole
   PLZ KICK ME
7. 2024-04-30 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I am not the right person to ask for this favor
   
   but I got the right shoes to get the job done
8. 2024-04-30 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Kinks what kinda non human are you while you touch things?

   
   Everything I touch THAT IS Non-HUman; dies
9. 2024-04-30 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by WellHung PLZ KICK ME in the Balls' Oy it feels so Painfully pleasurable

   
   You're one sick fuck
10. 2024-04-30 at 8:32 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I rescue orchids
    
    
    bruh growing things is p easy
11. 2024-04-30 at 10:47 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Kinks I rescue orchids
    
    
    bruh growing things is p easy

    
    my grandma loved orchids. she used to tour south east asia looking for rare orchids. archetypal british explorer mindset, all for her little greenhouse full of beautiful flowers.
    
    anyway growing things is hard because it requires consistent love and care and my passion for growing things will inevitably wither and die, heralding the withering and death of whatever flora was unfortunate enough to have piqued my interest
12. 2024-04-30 at 10:49 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    plants love to be ignored unless they're bug infested
    
    I water shit like once a month lol
13. 2024-04-30 at 10:52 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    we had a basil plant that inexplicably persisted for like 2 years without watering. remarkable endurance.
    
    it's long dead now.
14. 2024-04-30 at 10:56 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    yeah well you sorta asked for that... lol
15. 2024-04-30 at 11:14 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THESE THINGS, AND YET HERE I AM NOT GIVING A SHIT! I AM CURSED!