2019-03-27 at 2:12 PM UTC
This is the story of Alex and Roberto.
Alex was this native dude that was totally batshit crazy and was the trigger man. Roberto was this Hispanic local mid level drug dealer that moved all the coke, heroin, meth and pills in my neighborhood of Pineridge in northeast Calgary.
They both had a reputation for violence and did not like other people selling drugs on their turf. One time when I was home alone I heard a loud banging on the door, thought it was cops so I went to troll them but it was Alex and he was high as fuck and "needed" a crowbar. I told him we don't have one and he said "just let me in to look around I saw one here before"
I told him to get lost and he slammed the door and left.
One time a bunch of crackheads were smoking up in my kitchen testing a batch of hard and one of them blows the smoke in Roberto's face so he starts beating the dude violently in my kitchen for "dissing" him and he needed an ambulance.
Alex did a lot of Cocaine and also needed an ambulance once. My dad said "what an idiot, he snorts his coke so he OD'd, you can't OD smoking rock which is how I stay healthy!"
Roberto also tested his weapons on my dad who got paid in drugs for doing it. He was shot in the chest with a 9mm while wearing a vest to test the vest for an 8ball. Also once when we were having family dinner he burst in, threw some crack on the table and started beating my dad with a baton until he bled all over the place and he said "just a test homie" and left and my dad was mad for about 10 seconds before he got high as fuck.
Alex is in federal prison for robbing a convenience store with a knife and Roberto is dead from a drive-by
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2019-04-06 at 5:04 AM UTC
i wonder how many times ur dads rear-end was tested
2019-04-06 at 5:27 AM UTC
aldra
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"what an idiot, he snorts his coke so he OD'd, you can't OD smoking rock which is how I stay healthy!"
lul
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2019-04-06 at 6:03 AM UTC
mikeyagain
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[unalterably regard the persecutor]
Bunch of drunk fuckers in here..
2024-04-24 at 1:05 AM UTC
Iron Ree
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[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY REPRESSED