What are you supposed to do at a party?

1. 2017-06-13 at 10:23 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   I've never been. I guess I'd hold a beer so I don't look like a dork.
2. 2017-06-13 at 10:37 PM UTC

   #2
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Get crazy drunk and try to bang chicks. That's literally the end goal at any party. Guys go to try to find some decent trim; girls go to eventually take some strange dick at the end of the night.
3. 2017-06-13 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Get drunk, talk to all the cute girls. Be stupid with your bros.
4. 2017-06-13 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Relax.
   
   Then everything else will follow. I'm not a party person at all, so that usually means that I go from person to person and strike up conversations till I find one that I really vibe with, then spend most of the night talking to them.